myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Puts gumdrops in his apple cider.

[discolé monade]

builds gingerbread houses with toasted white bread

[-Kudasai-]

Doesn't mind if carolers come by but should they show up while she's taking a nap they will get hit in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream. 

[The_annoying_one]

Films himself re-enacting old B-movies, scene-for-scene, playing all characters himself.

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote a letter to Popeye's chicken requesting that they make Popeye their official mascot. 

[[classic swim]]

Sponsored a meeting courtesy of the nutritious Vitamin D essential Kudasai Flakes, they’re GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!

[discolé monade]

is the infamous 5th dentist. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is the 1 out of the 1 out of 5 dentists who never recommends anything.

[-Kudasai-]

Buried land mines in his front yard in case carolers show up.

[The_annoying_one]

Built a moat around his yard and filled it with alligators.

[discolé monade]

has trained an army of 'palmetto bugs' to attack on his command. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a world class fire ant whisperer.

[[classic swim]]

Taught horse flies how to make the rheahyeyehhheaha sound just like a horse.

[The_annoying_one]

Once taught a cat to do the macarena.

[[classic swim]]

Got in a fight with the Buclee’s manager and was like “oop, you better eat my fricken choobies.”

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Got to the end of the minus warp zone in Super Mario Bros.

[The_annoying_one]

Has written many angry letters demanding a new Chip ‘n’ Dale game be released pronto.

[-Kudasai-]

Trained a parrot to sing Aria

[The_annoying_one]

Once had “Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!” stuck in his head for about six weeks straight.

[-Kudasai-]

Was the real life inspiration for Bobby Hill.

[[classic swim]]

Pushed for Rap Cat to sign onto a record label.

[-Kudasai-]

Got excited when he saw a program on tv called "Saturday Evening Puss" but once was disappointed when he learned that it was the title of a Tom and Jerry cartoon. Still took care of business anyway.

[The_annoying_one]

Still has a Looney Tunes 1996 calendar on his bedroom wall.