myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

May or may not be responsible the disappearence of Mr. Hoonie after he learned that he was the one who called the called the Unsolved Mysteries 800 number which lead to his capture.

[[classic swim]]

My my my oh hell yes, Kudasai put on that party dress.

[Mode 7]

Is dressing up as nurse Peach for Halloween 

[[classic swim]]

Became the sole cashier for the Rock and Minerals store in Grand Rapids.

He’s dressed up like a gopher for the entirety of his shift and screams RUUUUHHHHH at all the customers after they buy their rocks.

[Mode 7]

Taught Ghostrek how to twerk. He told him that women love a man who can back that thang up.

Edited Monday at 12:36 AM by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Went to the nightclub to see the scariest red army soldier tackle ghostrek to the ground and forcibly fuck his twig butt in front of all the females.

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

Taught Ghostrek how to twerk. He told him that women love a man who can back that thang up.

Activated my trap card

 

[The_annoying_one]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Went to the nightclub to see the scariest red army soldier tackle ghostrek to the ground and forcibly fuck his twig butt in front of all the females.

Filmed every last bit of this and set up an OnlyFans for it.

[Mode 7]

Has aspirations of becoming a professional dog groomer 

[The_annoying_one]

Always uses a spatula in place of a spoon.

[Mode 7]

Is responsible for Disco getting banned from the Toronto Zoo as he was the one who dared her to tease the gorillas

[mthor]

Likes to introduce himself as one of a set of identical septuplets.

[discolé monade]

always has time to talk about the extensive history of mr. t's tea. 

[The_annoying_one]

Tells everyone that they should leave a mint on top of their refrigerator for good luck.

[Mode 7]

Goes to the Laundromat just to play the arcade games 

[[classic swim]]

Plays the Plok harmonica in the background during sex.

[The_annoying_one]

Called his local hardware store and asked if they sell cheeseburgers.

[discolé monade]

has been known to frequent his local hardware store, select the following items : duct tape, plastic tarp, rope and a shovel. bring to the register, and say, " hold this, i forgot my wallet."  and leave. 

 

[Mode 7]

Breeds komodo dragons

[The_annoying_one]

Eats spaghetti with a spoon, one noodle at a time.

[Mode 7]

Puts maple syrup on hotdogs 

Edited 3 hours ago by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Wished it wasn’t inhumane for dogs to participate in a hotdog eating contest.

[Mode 7]

Does the koala mating call whenever he sees an Olive Garden waiter in the bathroom 

[The_annoying_one]

Purrs like a kitten whenever someone mentions Applebee’s.

[discolé monade]

has made several attempts to start a flash mob at walmart. 

so far...no takers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Started the world’s longest conga line inside of a Walgreen’s.

[Mode 7]

Was on that conga line 

[mthor]

Crashes weddings so that he can join the chicken dance.

[Mode 7]

Uses @[classic swim] (in his chicken suit of course) as a dummy for her ventriloquisim act as punishment after she caught him crowing outside her window in his chicken suit at 6:00 am

[The_annoying_one]

Once worked as a party planner, but was fired for filling the piñatas with mayonnaise.

[Mode 7]

Makes the best artichoke milkshakes