The_annoying_one Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Has been hiding Mr. Hoonie in his basement for months. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Attempts luring Mr. Hoonie out my basement by sending in Kudasai, Federal Hoonie Inspector. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 2 Posted June 2 Saw the elementary cafeteria lady fall on her butt and he laughed like a chipmunk in front of the superintendent. 3 Quote
Seight Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Only gives money to fundraising kids if they have those $1 candy bars that are just chocolate and caramel 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Secretly hoards those chocolate and caramel candy bars but refuses to admit the problem. 4 Quote
Seight Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Knows you have a legal right to use Mr. Potato Head with any vegetable 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Was successful in getting his ban lifted from the Georgia Aquarium unfortunately he was permabanned again within three hours 6 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Went to the movie theater and dumped sand everywhere to promote his new movie, “The Sand People Of Sector 27”. 3 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Learned how to do alchemy but got everything in reverse and can now only turn gold into lead 2 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 3 Author Posted June 3 one time, he used to own a life size map of his town. 1 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 3 Posted June 3 (edited) Sings this song to Mr Hoonie every night when giving him a bath with the water hose in the backyard. It was then she discovered that Mr Hoonie is actually a dog. Spoiler Edited June 4 by Mode 7 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Perpetuating the theory that Mr. Hoonie has both a dog form and a Santa Claus form just like Tim Allen. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Just realized that it's his turn to take Mr Hoonie to the vet 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Killed off Tim Allen and cancelled Home Improvement so Mr. Hoonie could have his own show called Hoonie Improvement. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Met Michigan J Frog one time, had frog legs for dinner that night 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Posted June 4 When he had a bad day as the Shoney’s Bear, he grabbed a full tray of Shoney’s frog legs and stormed out of Shoney’s. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Sings this song to Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom Spoiler 1 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 4 Posted June 4 He’s a magician who turned my cock into the WB Frog for 47 hours so it could sing its way up Olive Garden staff assholes. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Went to Olive Garden and keyed every car in the parking lot because the breadsticks were stale. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Brought a Stouffer’s lasagna to Olive Garden and demanded they cook it. 1 4 Quote
mthor Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Brings a large pepper grinder everywhere, grinds pepper on to random people's food, and, when they beg him to stop, asks for a tip. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 4 Author Posted June 4 was sworn to secrecy, but knows that mr. hoonie will not admit that 'startrek' doesn't have a multi-verse, because stan lee had fun butt play with gene roddenbery's wife back in the summer of '69 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 Bought a bunch of Target-brand products and displayed them proudly on the Walmart shelves. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 4 Author Posted June 4 loves IKEA. has a garage full of still in box furniture to prove it. Spoiler the joke you ask? THAT HE CAN'T PUT IT TOGETHER! 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 4 Posted June 4 ^^^This one’s actually kind of true^^^ Will only buy staples at Staples because “it’s their specialty and junk”. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 4 Author Posted June 4 built a rocket ship to get to that moon full of cheese. and by damnit, at 7, he was going places. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted June 4 Author Posted June 4 definately has files on everyone since stumbling onto [asmb]. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Caught an epic argument with his wife while in the Shoney’s Bear costume, and while in the Shoney’s Bear costume he undid his back legs and let his whole naked ass out and sang “oh let the sideshowww begin!” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Is generating revenue for the movie rights to that argument. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 5 Posted June 5 Is playing the title character for the upcoming movie The Booger Beast From Beantown 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted June 5 Posted June 5 He asked Guster if she could teach him how to dougie and she said “no, Seight! I cannooot!” 4 Quote
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