myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Thought porterhouse was a place where you store porta potties 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a porta potty in his bathroom.

[-Kudasai-]

Lost his virginity in a porta potty 

[discolé monade]

learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows it’s all about fun at the county fair.

[discolé monade]

pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom. 

[Seight]

Is in charge of deciding what they're deep-frying this year

[The_annoying_one]

Will be there with a smile and a 12-pack of Mello Yello.

[discolé monade]

doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!

[The_annoying_one]

Wasn’t supposed to mention that to ANYONE!

[[classic swim]]

Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies.

[Seight]

Absolutely knows what that last one meant

[discolé monade]

has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work. 

[-Kudasai-]

Fired a warning shot at classic swim with her crossbow because he did not heed her warning about crowing outside her window in his chicken suit. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo.

[The_annoying_one]

Used to write jokes for Jay Leno, but was too nervous to actually send them in.

[discolé monade]

makes yukeleles. 

bio-degradeable yukeleles. 

Edited May 20, 2025 by discolé monade
oh..you're confused TAO? yeah..YOU FONT BLOCKED AGAIN! THAT WAS MEANT FOR DOOM. sheesh

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on running for mayor of Hell, Michigan 

[The_annoying_one]

Was awarded a key to the city of Climax, Minnesota for saving a kitten from a tree.

[-Kudasai-]

Got super excited when he found out that he was going to Jupiter but was soon disappointed when learned that he was going to Jupiter, Florida and not planet Jupiter.

[Seight]

Chuckled a little when they found out there is a Weiner, Arkansas

[-Kudasai-]

Likes to brag to complete strangers on how well he parallel parks

[discolé monade]

likes to film people attempting to parallel park. 

[The_annoying_one]

Still brags about that perfect parking spot from 8 years ago.

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to ride in a pouch of a kangaroo

Edited May 20, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Joined a student exchange program with wolves

[The_annoying_one]

Secret code name is Laughs With Wolves.

[discolé monade]

every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!

[The_annoying_one]

Is seriously trying to get me hacked! I’ll….uh….be right back….I need to go change some things….

[-Kudasai-]

Got fired from his job as a photographer because he kept telling customers 

[[classic swim]]

Got fired from being the Kudasai shark in Jaws because a lady punched his snout.

[The_annoying_one]

Got fired from the Dollar Store for marking everything as $1,000 and up.

[discolé monade]

also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to purchase beachfront property in Kansas.

[Seight]

Owns a plot of land in England, but does not remember where in England

[discolé monade]

backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land. 

[The_annoying_one]

Carries around a backpack full of fully-cooked rice and throws handfuls at random people.

[discolé monade]

follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"

[-Kudasai-]

Cooks pork chops in a toaster oven 

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks salad in the air fryer.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns several pet quails

[discolé monade]

knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop. 

[-Kudasai-]

Makes the world's best banana cream pizza

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to go on the DoorDash app, but has never ordered anything. Just writes reviews for restaurants he’s never even tried.

[-Kudasai-]

Is taking up Yodeling

[Seight]

Can explode pancakes with mind

[-Kudasai-]

Is the undisputed champion of underwater freeze tag

[The_annoying_one]

Knows at least 436 tricks with a hula hoop.

[discolé monade]

knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to chew 5 different flavors of gum at the same time.