Mode 7 Posted May 18 Posted May 18 Thought porterhouse was a place where you store porta potties 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 18 Author Posted May 18 learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 18 Author Posted May 18 pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom. 4 Quote
Seight Posted May 18 Posted May 18 Is in charge of deciding what they're deep-frying this year 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 18 Posted May 18 Will be there with a smile and a 12-pack of Mello Yello. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 19 Author Posted May 19 doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes! 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 19 Author Posted May 19 has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Fired a warning shot at classic swim with her crossbow because he did not heed her warning about crowing outside her window in his chicken suit. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Used to write jokes for Jay Leno, but was too nervous to actually send them in. 3 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 19 Author Posted May 19 (edited) makes yukeleles. bio-degradeable yukeleles. Edited May 20 by discolé monade oh..you're confused TAO? yeah..YOU FONT BLOCKED AGAIN! THAT WAS MEANT FOR DOOM. sheesh 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Was awarded a key to the city of Climax, Minnesota for saving a kitten from a tree. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 19 Posted May 19 Got super excited when he found out that he was going to Jupiter but was soon disappointed when learned that he was going to Jupiter, Florida and not planet Jupiter. 5 Quote
Seight Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Chuckled a little when they found out there is a Weiner, Arkansas 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Likes to brag to complete strangers on how well he parallel parks 6 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 20 Author Posted May 20 likes to film people attempting to parallel park. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Still brags about that perfect parking spot from 8 years ago. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 20 Posted May 20 (edited) Tried to ride in a pouch of a kangaroo Edited May 20 by Mode 7 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 20 Author Posted May 20 every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123! 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Is seriously trying to get me hacked! I’ll….uh….be right back….I need to go change some things…. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Got fired from his job as a photographer because he kept telling customers 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Got fired from being the Kudasai shark in Jaws because a lady punched his snout. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Got fired from the Dollar Store for marking everything as $1,000 and up. 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 20 Author Posted May 20 also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 20 Posted May 20 Once tried to purchase beachfront property in Kansas. 3 Quote
Seight Posted May 21 Posted May 21 Owns a plot of land in England, but does not remember where in England 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 21 Author Posted May 21 backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 21 Posted May 21 Carries around a backpack full of fully-cooked rice and throws handfuls at random people. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 21 Author Posted May 21 follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!" 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 21 Author Posted May 21 knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Likes to go on the DoorDash app, but has never ordered anything. Just writes reviews for restaurants he’s never even tried. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 22 Author Posted May 22 knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Likes to chew 5 different flavors of gum at the same time. 3 Quote
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