myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Thought porterhouse was a place where you store porta potties 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a porta potty in his bathroom.

[Mode 7]

Lost his virginity in a porta potty 

[discolé monade]

learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair. 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows it’s all about fun at the county fair.

[discolé monade]

pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom. 

[Seight]

Is in charge of deciding what they're deep-frying this year

[The_annoying_one]

Will be there with a smile and a 12-pack of Mello Yello.

[discolé monade]

doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!

[The_annoying_one]

Wasn’t supposed to mention that to ANYONE!

[[classic swim]]

Needs his Engelbert to quit schmackin his choofies.

[Seight]

Absolutely knows what that last one meant

[discolé monade]

has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work. 

[Mode 7]

Fired a warning shot at classic swim with her crossbow because he did not heed her warning about crowing outside her window in his chicken suit. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo.

[The_annoying_one]

Used to write jokes for Jay Leno, but was too nervous to actually send them in.

[discolé monade]

makes yukeleles. 

bio-degradeable yukeleles. 

Edited 4 hours ago by discolé monade

[Mode 7]

Plans on running for mayor of Hell, Michigan 

[The_annoying_one]

Was awarded a key to the city of Climax, Minnesota for saving a kitten from a tree.

[Mode 7]

Got super excited when he found out that he was going to Jupiter but was soon disappointed when learned that he was going to Jupiter, Florida and not planet Jupiter.