myth busters: boar3d edition

[Mode 7]

Plans on being the manager for the Macho Warrior Ric Hogan 

[[classic swim]]

He threw Mr. Hoonie out the house like this.

[Mode 7]

Did the same thing when Mr. Hoonie tried to steal his truffles

[The_annoying_one]

Made [classic swim] and Mr. Hoonie mud wrestle for his amusement.

[Mode 7]

Was the referee

[Seight]

Was the timekeeper

[Mode 7]

Was the ring announcer and commentator 

[[classic swim]]

Had the mud wrestling be sponsored by Shoney’s and Chuck E. Cheese.

[discolé monade]

was the one that brought back the 'card girl' for the ring. he wore a lovely chiffon number with blue sequence. 

Edited Friday at 02:25 PM by discolé monade

[Mode 7]

Knows how to use a crossbow and has informed classic swim of that should he ever decide to crow outside her window at six in the morning in his chicken suit

[The_annoying_one]

Got booted out of high school wrestling for hitting a kid with the Stone Cold Stunner.

[Mode 7]

Got an award for reading video game instruction manual to kids at the library. His reading of Super Mario World was huge hit 

[discolé monade]

has tried out several times for 'lego masters', unfortunately, he keeps getting denied,

as, per the letter of denial: 'on LEGO masters, LEGO brand LEGO's are being used. DUPLO is not the brick of choice for this event. thank you for your 7th inquiry'. 

[Mode 7]

Was on the Grammy committee back in 1989 that voted for Jethro Tull over Metallica in best heavy metal album category.

[The_annoying_one]

Was in the “Thriller” music video.

[Mode 7]

Was the baby on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover 

[little_girl_lost]

Once made a rickroll in the music part of Mariopaint

[Mode 7]

Eats the banana peels instead of actual banana 

[Seight]

Eats the crust after someone else cuts it off their PB&J

[Mode 7]

Only eats the pizza toppings 

[The_annoying_one]

Only eats the pizza crust.

[Mode 7]

refuses to eat unless the table is properly set

[discolé monade]

has been removed from several shoney's for attempting to do the 'pull the tablecloth' trick.

 

[Mode 7]

Has yet to pay her local bowling alley for floor damages after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls.

[The_annoying_one]

Still has an outstanding balance at Blockbuster but hasn’t been there in over 20 years.

[Mode 7]

Has yet to returned several games he rented from Blockbuster dating back to 1995

[discolé monade]

owes colombia house $178.92

[Mode 7]

Was banned from all Circuit City locations

[The_annoying_one]

Is pushing to have all genres of music feature a ukulele solo in every song.

[Mode 7]

His current ringtone

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

Was nicknamed "The Monster Of Christian Banjo" when they toured

[discolé monade]

is a taylor swift groupie. a 'swiftie' , if you would. 

[Mode 7]

Is president of the B-Hive

[The_annoying_one]

Told Cardi B to “just give up”.

[[classic swim]]

A woman in the Burger King lobby tried asking him out on a date and he turned around and said “go play with Kudasai’s tater tots.”

[Mode 7]

Made Mr Hoonie sit on the Judas Chair after another one of his truffles came up missing.

[The_annoying_one]

Convinced Mr Hoonie to go on the Maury Show and prove that he, in fact, is not the father.

[Mode 7]

Has cast Mr Hoonie as the lead role in his upcoming movie 

The Onion Ring of Terror 

[[classic swim]]

Mr. Hoonie knocked over his truffles, he became a somber talking werewolf puppet and said “...you must fight in the bay of Hoonies.”

[Mode 7]

Wants to bring back mutton chops

[[classic swim]]

He was just minding his own business and he gets tackled for being Chuck E. Cheese!

[The_annoying_one]

Considers the McRib world-class dining.

[[classic swim]]

Went to a museum and placed a chicken Big Mac on one of the sculpture pieces.

[Mode 7]

Was told by Mr Hoonie that he is that one friend that you just can't take anywhere 

[Seight]

Uses binoculars to track Mr. Hoonie because they don't trust him (honestly fair)

[Mode 7]

Goes up to random people on the street and says

[[classic swim]]

He asked Guster if he could feed Tyson brand chicken nuggets to his pet corgi and Guster said “no, Kudasai! You cannoot!”

[Mode 7]

Is taking flying lessons to prove to the world that people in chicken suits can actually fly

[The_annoying_one]

Walks up to random people and says, “I’m sorry, but our princess is in another castle”.

[little_girl_lost]

Can no longer eat alphabet soup after he choked on the D