myth busters: boar3d edition

[[classic swim]]

His wife ducked down to play with his balls while he peed in the toilet, he turned around at her and laughed like a horse going rhyeyyyyyheaheahea.

[discolé monade]

the things ^THIS guy did for ramen money. the girls in beijing would blush. 

[Mode 7]

According to Mr Hoonie makes pig noises in bed

[discolé monade]

www HELL NAAAAH! you have gone TOO far. TOO far, i say. 

is really one of the funniest assholes here. 

[Mode 7]

Should know that was meant for classic swim 

[[classic swim]]

According to Mr. Hoonie makes angry bull noises when his thing is pinched at under the covers.

Edited 22 hours ago by [classic swim]

[discolé monade]

took the term cock blocker and said...hmm...font blocker yeah...that'll pick up traction. 

Edited 22 hours ago by discolé monade

[[classic swim]]

Saw kids playing in the middle of the road and popped her head out the car window and said “MOVE YOUR BLOODY ARSE.”

[Mode 7]

According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed 

[[classic swim]]

According to Mr. Hoonie likes to dress up as the Shoney’s Bear and eat truffles for breakfast.

[Mode 7]

According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is a street performer who does the truffle shuffle for tips.

[The_annoying_one]

Went with Mr. Hoonie to see Larry The Cable Guy perform standup in Vegas.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Starred as Mr. Hoonie in a remake of The Goonies called The Hoonies.

[Mode 7]

Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Yells out "FREEBIRD!" at every concert he attends.

Except if it's a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band or the real Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then he yells out "Smoke on the Water!"

[The_annoying_one]

Is working on a cover of Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” called….you guessed it….”Mr. Hoonie”.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Started a Counting Crows parody band called Counting Cows.

[Mode 7]

Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

The character Dr. Zoidberg was based on his life.

Spoiler

Fair enough about Skynyrd, lol.

 

Edited 21 hours ago by Doom Metal Alchemist

[Mode 7]

Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile 

[The_annoying_one]

Put professional shitposter on his resume.

[Mode 7]

Puts recreational use only on his dating profile 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Spends his time off digging for dinosaur bones in his backyard.

[Mode 7]

Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's

Edited 17 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Counts the number of Rice Krispies in a standard-size Rice Krispie Treat before eating it.

[Mode 7]

Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Tried marketing "misfortune cookies." It didn't work out well.

[discolé monade]

will only eat the odd numbers in alphabet soup. 

[The_annoying_one]

Only eats foods that start with the same letter as the current day of the week.

[Mode 7]

Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the real life inspiration for Mr. Wilson.

[discolé monade]

is the real life inspiration for ralph malph

 

Edited 15 hours ago by discolé monade
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[Mode 7]

Is banned from the humor section of all book stores 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the real life inspiration for Wilson the volleyball.

[Mode 7]

Got banned from the adult section in all book stores 

Edited 18 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is the real life inspiration for Stick Stickly (if anyone remembers that far back).

[Mode 7]

Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is actually the one that came up with The Simpsons, but he sold the idea to Matt Groening for half a Mounds bar.

[Mode 7]

Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Always makes sure he's in the elevator when TAO rips one.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts videos of people's reactions on YouTube whenever I rip one.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Whenever he rips one, he also rips his pants.

[Mode 7]

Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom

[[classic swim]]

Went behind Tao’s ass in the elevator and caught his fart with a baseball mitt.

[The_annoying_one]

Went to Taco Bell and ordered a bowl of just cheese.

[Mode 7]

Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band 

[Seight]

Is a huge fan of Deep Purple, the color, not the band

[The_annoying_one]

Is a fat guy in a little coat.

[Mode 7]

Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday