[classic swim] Posted April 24 Posted April 24 His wife ducked down to play with his balls while he peed in the toilet, he turned around at her and laughed like a horse going rhyeyyyyyheaheahea. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 the things ^THIS guy did for ramen money. the girls in beijing would blush. 2 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 www HELL NAAAAH! you have gone TOO far. TOO far, i say. is really one of the funniest assholes here. 1 1 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) According to Mr. Hoonie makes angry bull noises when his thing is pinched at under the covers. Edited April 24 by [classic swim] 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 (edited) took the term cock blocker and said...hmm...font blocker yeah...that'll pick up traction. Edited April 24 by discolé monade 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Saw kids playing in the middle of the road and popped her head out the car window and said “MOVE YOUR BLOODY ARSE.” 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 24 Posted April 24 According to Mr. Hoonie likes to dress up as the Shoney’s Bear and eat truffles for breakfast. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Is a street performer who does the truffle shuffle for tips. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Went with Mr. Hoonie to see Larry The Cable Guy perform standup in Vegas. 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Starred as Mr. Hoonie in a remake of The Goonies called The Hoonies. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Yells out "FREEBIRD!" at every concert he attends. Except if it's a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band or the real Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then he yells out "Smoke on the Water!" 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Is working on a cover of Counting Crows’ “Mr. Jones” called….you guessed it….”Mr. Hoonie”. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Started a Counting Crows parody band called Counting Cows. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Has taken one too many stage drives because he referred to whatever that lineup is as Lynyrd Skynyrd 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) The character Dr. Zoidberg was based on his life. Spoiler Fair enough about Skynyrd, lol. Edited April 24 by Doom Metal Alchemist 2 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Spends his time off digging for dinosaur bones in his backyard. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 (edited) Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's Edited April 25 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Counts the number of Rice Krispies in a standard-size Rice Krispie Treat before eating it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Tried marketing "misfortune cookies." It didn't work out well. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 24 Author Posted April 24 will only eat the odd numbers in alphabet soup. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 24 Posted April 24 Only eats foods that start with the same letter as the current day of the week. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is the real life inspiration for Mr. Wilson. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 25 Author Posted April 25 (edited) is the real life inspiration for ralph malph Edited April 25 by discolé monade hai 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is the real life inspiration for Wilson the volleyball. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 (edited) Got banned from the adult section in all book stores Edited April 25 by Mode 7 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is the real life inspiration for Stick Stickly (if anyone remembers that far back). 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is actually the one that came up with The Simpsons, but he sold the idea to Matt Groening for half a Mounds bar. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Always makes sure he's in the elevator when TAO rips one. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Puts videos of people's reactions on YouTube whenever I rip one. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Whenever he rips one, he also rips his pants. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Went behind Tao’s ass in the elevator and caught his fart with a baseball mitt. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Went to Taco Bell and ordered a bowl of just cheese. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 25 Posted April 25 Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday 3 1 Quote
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