discolé monade Posted March 20 Author Posted March 20 applied to be a photographer for a member of the board's 'only feet' profile. i...er... i mean, she, denied the application. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 21 Posted March 21 He gave her a big plastic flamingo from a yard sale to make up for the lost unicycle. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Collecting empties so he can save up to go to the Kentucky Derby 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Collects empties so he can throw around Molotov cocktails and laugh like a supervillain. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Is taking Rebecca to the Kentucky Derby. Zeni is inconsolable. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 21 Posted March 21 He’ll dress up like the Monopoly guy at the Kentucky Derby and invite me to his lounge. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 He'll bring the blackjack and I'll bring the hookers 2 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 21 Posted March 21 You heard it here first, ladies and gents! Mode 7 and [classic swim] are planning a heist at the Kentucky Derby! More on this at 11. 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Is placing his bets on a horse named "Go Tell Dudeco" to win the derby 4 Quote
Seight Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Trying to build a shortcut in the Kentucky Derby course 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Is placing his bets on a horse named "Shut Up Scoob" to win the derby 1 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 21 Author Posted March 21 1 hour ago, Mode 7 said: Is placing his bets on a horse named "Go Tell Dudeco" to win the derby TIME OUT lmaoooooooo. can't breathe. thank you. lordt 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 21 Author Posted March 21 knows GOT damnt well i won't, just likes to make me use my loud font. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Will be serving up cans of whoop ass at the concession stand in the Kentucky Derby. 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Will be selling copies of hisTrucker Geese From Tallahassee comic and Disco's Unicycle Urchins From Utica comic for his door to door book salesman job 2 Quote
Seight Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Doesn't bet because he just wants all the horses to have fun 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Just gave Weird Al an idea for a parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 21 Posted March 21 Listened to Trapped in The Drive-Thru a hundred times when it came out. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 21 Posted March 21 He’s the man of the land he’s into discipline, he’s got a hoyhoy in his hand and a beard on his chin. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 21 Posted March 21 He’s the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 21 Posted March 21 (edited) Is currently awaiting trial for the murder of Rebecca Edited March 21 by Mode 7 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Tries to save people 15% or more on their car insurance but doesn’t actually work for an insurance company. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Wanted to be Spinal Tap's new drummer but changed his mind because he didn't want to die of spontaneous combustion like the last drummer did. 3 Quote
Seight Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Auditioned to be the new lead singer of Linkin Park (they did not call back) 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Wears bubble wrap instead of clothes sometimes. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 22 Posted March 22 He’s self-invited to every bachelor party that involves bouncing titties on his head. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Last bachelor party he went to was in the playground at McDonald’s. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Hates AC DC but but likes to dress up as Angus Young whenever he goes to Kroger 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Got a plastic giraffe mask at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle and when his wife said “ok honey let’s put away the plastic giraffe mask” he turned around and went “RAHHHHHH!” 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Once took an Uber to his neighbor’s house across the street just so he could slap him. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Took a big swirl cone of ice cream and gently dumped it on top of a man’s bald head sitting down because he couldn’t resist. 1 Quote
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