[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Goes on a big rant about how paper straws at Olive Garden don’t work and purposely spills the scratch lasagna all over his lap so Kudasai’s waitress can orgasm 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Is responsible for Fuggs getting banned from all Olive Garden locations 1 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Listens to lullabies in bed every night. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Meet TAO a man of many talents Poet Sculpter Convicted Loan Shark 2 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Owes Tao a looooooooot of money. Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 3 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Ha, I see what you did there. He's too fancy for Olive Garden. He belongs at Red Lobster, with fuggs. 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 10 years ago, he entered a global Street Fighter arcade tournament, and played as Ryu. Made it to the final match. His opponent was also Ryu. To this very day, they're STILL deadlocked just spamming Hadoukens at each other. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Dresses up as Zangief every Halloween. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Composed the music for Zangief's theme for Street Fighter II. When asked by the head of Capcom's music department if it's wise the theme should have a four minute bass solo to open the song before any other instrumentation comes in, he said, "Yes, and if it is altered in any way, I'm off the project!" 2 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Insipid said: Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬 Spoiler Maybe part of the myth I proposed is that the real name behind the user Tao is Yoko Shimomura, ever think of that? Insipid is the one responsible for Ryu and Ken shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAYOUKEN instead of SHORYUKEN in Street Fighter II. Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Ate the chocolate starfish and drank the hot dog flavored water 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Knows why System of a Down chose to name their song "Chop Suey!" Spoiler Seriously though, if anyone knows this, please fill me in, it's been bugging me for decades. Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Wrote The Boys Are Back In Town. Sold it to Thin Lizzy for a pack of smokes and a scratch off. The scratch off was a loser. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Eric Clapton shot the sheriff and Doom Metal Alchemist shot the deputy. A duet was in the works until their respective record labels squashed it. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Got banned from the Rock and Hall of Fame museum 1 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 1 minute ago, Mode 7 said: Got banned from the Rock and Hall of Fame museum I don't have a myth for this post, I just want this one elaborated on.^ 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Closely gazes at the dried up shit on the baboon’s butt at the Central Park Zoo. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Got banned from Royal Albert Hall Edited February 28 by Mode 7 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 After seeing the success Metallica had with their collaboration with the San Francisco City Orchestra, tried organizing an orchestra collaboration with black metal legends DarkThrone. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Took some Pringles away from Bob Costas. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 One night, before a Kiss gig, snuck up behind Peter Criss and knocked him out, hid Peter in his bed, put on his outfit and makeup, and anonymously joined Kiss behind the kit for the show. After the show, he just skulked away. That show has gone down in Kiss Army lore as Peter Criss' best ever drum performance, whether live or in the studio. The following day, the band found Peter in his bed and congratulated him on his performance of a lifetime. Peter didn't remember it, but didn't figure anything was wrong since he blacks out on drugs and alcohol all the time. Is quite happy living with this accomplishment of his, and is satisfied no one in the world will ever know the truth. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Misses when the movie trailers in the 2000s always played I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIHIGHIHHHT 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Once borrowed a pair of pants from Matthew McConaughey just to take a shit in them. 1 1 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Intentionally tripped a waitress at Olive Garden and made her fall into an embarrassingly compromising pose. edit: sorry tao, not meant for you but oh well 😑 Edited February 28 by Insipid 3 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Always knows it’s the thought that counts 3 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Licks all of the napkins at Olive Garden before putting them back. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Was fired from Olive Garden for stealing cleaning supplies 2 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Brought the Judas chair to Olive Garden when they had a Renaissance themed night . . . along with fuggs, dressed as a harlot. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Kisses computer screen every time one of his posts gets a reaction. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 1 Posted March 1 Played the king in those creepy Burger King commercials. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 1 Posted March 1 Spends his time making lofi beats out of 90s alt rock songs 2 Quote
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