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What if the Nigerian prince will actually give you thousands of dollars easily if you just follow his instructions?

 

What if taking those pills will give you a big dick like Ron Jeremy?

 

What if hypotheticals like these actually meant something?

 

What if?

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First off, if he has that much to just throw away, that implies the amount he's sitting on himself is beyond ridiculous. If that's the case, why would he ever in a million years waste his time just posting on these boards?

 

Next, why would he want anyone here to have it? Let's just ignore the fact that nobody just gives away insane amounts of money like that ever. Certainly nobody gives it away to a small group of people who on a regular basis respond with little more than snide contempt.

 

Long story short, you just walked into a trap. Best case scenario, you get raped/eaten alive by a pack(?) of raccoons.

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What if Packard is a lonely old man who has led an abnormally sheltered life that has afforded him unprecedented loads seclusion and virginity and the inevitable massive availability of the internet finally gave him an outlet to pass off the most ridiculous of notions, the most comical being that he has won at life.  This all leading to the climax of him passing away unnoticed in a fit of hacking and coughing on the back of some form of mostly empty public transit.

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was actually a treasure map  telling us where millions of dollars worth of gold and diamonds were hidden in a well? and everyone just told him to shut up. except me. I didn't even reply to the thread and went there and got all the money

People hide money in the darnedest places.
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was actually a treasure map  telling us where millions of dollars worth of gold and diamonds were hidden in a well? and everyone just told him to shut up. except me. I didn't even reply to the thread and went there and got all the money

 

well your kind. such as himself tends to lack id say maybe 20$

and im not 100% judging this off of that youre both missing many teeth or would fuck a sibling

just i know what youre capable of and its not much

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