Happy Mother's Day!

[UwPp]

Also to all the fur baby moms too!

[[classic swim]]

Happy Mother’s Day, UWP

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[Vamped]

My kid brought home a card they made in school and it was full of lies. 

He said my favorite food was carrots 

I like to dance and I'm 31 

 

.... none of these things are the truth 

 

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

I mentioned this in What Are You Thinking About earlier, but my nephew told me (very much a guy) Happy Mother’s Day today. That was….um…..yeah…..

[Vamped]

How my mother's day is ending: 

10:21pm - I'm minding my own business, thinking the spawn is in bed where he should be. I turn my head ... he's just standing in the hallway

What do you need?

Him: I wonder why my wink(penis) is so small 

Him: It's smaller than usual and it scared me 

 

.... please go to bed because I have no answers 

[mthor]

34 minutes ago, Vamped said:

How my mother's day is ending: 

10:21pm - I'm minding my own business, thinking the spawn is in bed where he should be. I turn my head ... he's just standing in the hallway

What do you need?

Him: I wonder why my wink(penis) is so small 

Him: It's smaller than usual and it scared me 

 

.... please go to bed because I have no answers 

And again, I am grateful that I had girls....

 

 

 

PS. Happy Mother's Day 

Also, Happy Mother's Day   @discolé monade

[molarbear]

2 hours ago, Vamped said:

My kid brought home a card they made in school and it was full of lies. 

He said my favorite food was carrots 

I like to dance and I'm 31 

 

.... none of these things are the truth