technology and the anti hey zeus

[molarbear]

Worked out earlier and attempted to toss my sweatband from the workout room, across the hall, and into the shower so it could get all the stank washed off of

Sent photo to friend because I was proud of my almost amazing shot (it hit the shower rod and almost rolled over it into the shower)

Said friend responds while I'm on the toilet waiting for the shower water to get a little warmer and voiding my bowels, and then every nightmare I've ever had of taking my phone in the bathroom happened

somehow my phone decides to video call this dude while I'm sitting there naked, just staring at myself. I did the only reasonable thing and started stabbing my phone screen with my finger to end the call, which only minimized the box and made it even harder the the little x

After finally hitting said x button, I notice all it did was close the box, the call was still going. I finally just said to hell with it and chunked my phone under the sink cabinet

Who dafuq was like "hey phone people.. I'm really tired of accidentally ending my video calls by hitting the "end call" button, can you make it almost impossible to do that? Thanks!"

 

[molarbear]

*the photo in question your honors

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Could've been worse, your frantic finger pressing could've caused you to drop your phone into the toilet. 

[The_annoying_one]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. 

[André Toulon]

5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Could've been worse, your frantic finger pressing could've caused you to drop your phone into the toilet. 

But if he's sitting on the toilet, how would his phone fall in. I think he may have been in more trouble of breaking it

This post has just been doomered by BR360

[Vamped]

The friend sitting on the couch with his wife trying to figure out why you're video calling him nekkid 

 

[molarbear]

23 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Could've been worse, your frantic finger pressing could've caused you to drop your phone into the toilet. 

I bet we could get AS to air a special episode of "fish tank" for that one

[molarbear]

15 hours ago, Vamped said:

The friend sitting on the couch with his wife trying to figure out why you're video calling him nekkid 

 

 

You know bob would never miss the opportunity to drop some cheesy ass dad joke