I'm not suicidal

[Mix]

Also, I'm not fighting to live.

Nothing illustrates that better than this dog getting loose when I was out for a walk today. 

I didn't even think about running. If I get taken out by a Chihuahua, so much the better. I'll die like I lived. Pathetic and funny. 

 

[viperxmns]

Could be a radioactive dog

Then you become dog man

Powers include sniffing butts and licking your own balls

[The_annoying_one]

How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you?

Are you a chihuahuaist?!

[Mix]

16 minutes ago, viperxmns said:

Could be a radioactive dog

Then you become dog man

Powers include sniffing butts and licking your own balls

I'd be one of those off brand superheroes in The Tick universe. 

I'd be in full costume fighting crime and still using my own legal name.

[Mix]

18 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you?

Are you a chihuahuaist?!

Everyone knows chihuahuas are dangerous. That's why, instead of mace or a tazer, women carry chihuahuas in their purse. 

Edited November 8, 2023 by Mix

[molarbear]

5 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'd be one of those off brand superheroes in The Tick universe. 

I'd be in full costume fighting crime and still using my own legal name.

*while licking your own balls

 

That's resume' worthy

[The_annoying_one]

5 minutes ago, Mix said:

Everyone knows chihuahuas are dangerous. That's why, instead of mace or a tazer, women carry chihuahuas in their purse. 

You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind.

[Lynnrael]

i think Chihuahuas are cute. not the little asshole ones, but the ones that are raised by good owners are sweet and adorable and not as weirdly aggressive. Chihuahuas usually end up mean because owners don't think they have to train them and are abusive and neglectful 

[Mix]

18 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind.

I love chihuahuas 

[Mix]

7 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

i think Chihuahuas are cute. not the little asshole ones, but the ones that are raised by good owners are sweet and adorable and not as weirdly aggressive. Chihuahuas usually end up mean because owners don't think they have to train them and are abusive and neglectful 

I hate chihuahuas 

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, Mix said:

I love chihuahuas 

Okay, okay. You’re off the hook…for now.

[Mix]

18 hours ago, molarbear said:

*while licking your own balls

 

That's resume' worthy

I don't need super powers to lick my own balls. They are crazy saggy. I can lick them in a comfortable seated position.

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, Mix said:

I don't need super powers to lick my own balls. They are crazy saggy. I can lick them in a comfortable seated position.

 

[nameraka]

Ambivalence man has the power of ten lukewarm Pepsis!

his battle cry?

meh...

Edited November 13, 2023 by nameraka