Mix Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Also, I'm not fighting to live. Nothing illustrates that better than this dog getting loose when I was out for a walk today. I didn't even think about running. If I get taken out by a Chihuahua, so much the better. I'll die like I lived. Pathetic and funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Could be a radioactive dog Then you become dog man Powers include sniffing butts and licking your own balls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you? Are you a chihuahuaist?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 8, 2023 Author Share Posted November 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, viperxmns said: Could be a radioactive dog Then you become dog man Powers include sniffing butts and licking your own balls I'd be one of those off brand superheroes in The Tick universe. I'd be in full costume fighting crime and still using my own legal name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 8, 2023 Author Share Posted November 8, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you? Are you a chihuahuaist?! Everyone knows chihuahuas are dangerous. That's why, instead of mace or a tazer, women carry chihuahuas in their purse. Edited November 8, 2023 by Mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mix said: I'd be one of those off brand superheroes in The Tick universe. I'd be in full costume fighting crime and still using my own legal name. *while licking your own balls That's resume' worthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mix said: Everyone knows chihuahuas are dangerous. That's why, instead of mace or a tazer, women carry chihuahuas in their purse. You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 i think Chihuahuas are cute. not the little asshole ones, but the ones that are raised by good owners are sweet and adorable and not as weirdly aggressive. Chihuahuas usually end up mean because owners don't think they have to train them and are abusive and neglectful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 18 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind. I love chihuahuas 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Lynnrael said: i think Chihuahuas are cute. not the little asshole ones, but the ones that are raised by good owners are sweet and adorable and not as weirdly aggressive. Chihuahuas usually end up mean because owners don't think they have to train them and are abusive and neglectful I hate chihuahuas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Mix said: I love chihuahuas Okay, okay. You’re off the hook…for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 18 hours ago, molarbear said: *while licking your own balls That's resume' worthy I don't need super powers to lick my own balls. They are crazy saggy. I can lick them in a comfortable seated position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 5 hours ago, Mix said: I don't need super powers to lick my own balls. They are crazy saggy. I can lick them in a comfortable seated position. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 (edited) Ambivalence man has the power of ten lukewarm Pepsis! his battle cry? meh... Edited November 13, 2023 by nameraka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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