I might have hit a raccoon on my way home.

[Greeny]

[atomicinumatt]

1 minute ago, Greeny said:

Poor little feller

[The_annoying_one]

MURDERER!!

Nah, I’m just kidding.

[[classic swim]]

Those things and possums freak me the fuck out, but it’s never good to hit a critter.

[UwPp]

I hope rocket comes after you and your family. 

[André Toulon]

Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon.

If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn.

[Vela]

12 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon.

If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn.

Although I have definitely seen them dead on busy highways before.  Maybe there's always that one guy that's not as bright as the others or is just desensitized and unbothered by the giant steel contraptions whizzing by at 80 miles an hour.

[atomicinumatt]

16 hours ago, André Toulon said:

....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon.

I think they are nocturnal, they probably get stunned in headlights at night. IDK 

[André Toulon]

Yeah....I fear I have become completely incomprehensible and there is no way to tell a joke here without actually telegraphing it.

I don't know shit about raccoons mortality rates on our highways and biways.  Who tf does, I just wanted to fuck with greeny.

[Greeny]

21 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon.

If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn.

They were definitely raccoons. 3 of them. 2 actually walked into the other lane and stopped but the last one stopped right in front of me. He stared right into my eyes as I hit the brakes. I swerved a bit but couldn't do much because the other 2 were on the left and a guard rail was on the right. I think he went right under me because I didn't hear a thud and it didn't feel like my tire hit him. Plus I didn't see him when I went to work the next day.

[André Toulon]

Poor guy, I solemnly ponder what great things he may have done had fate not looked down so poorly on him.

He was working in being the next trash panda meme, I hear.

RIP, Simon....May a homeless man char and consume your carcass.