Greeny Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Greeny said: Poor little feller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 MURDERER!! Nah, I’m just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Those things and possums freak me the fuck out, but it’s never good to hit a critter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I hope rocket comes after you and your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 12 hours ago, André Toulon said: Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn. Although I have definitely seen them dead on busy highways before. Maybe there's always that one guy that's not as bright as the others or is just desensitized and unbothered by the giant steel contraptions whizzing by at 80 miles an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 16 hours ago, André Toulon said: ....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. I think they are nocturnal, they probably get stunned in headlights at night. IDK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Yeah....I fear I have become completely incomprehensible and there is no way to tell a joke here without actually telegraphing it. I don't know shit about raccoons mortality rates on our highways and biways. Who tf does, I just wanted to fuck with greeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted August 5, 2023 Author Share Posted August 5, 2023 21 hours ago, André Toulon said: Raccoons aren't squirrels....they are pretty decisive and far less reckless than squirrels....I almost feel like you have to try to hit a raccoon. If I weren't preoccupied/lazy, I'd Phoenix Wright gif you so hard rn. They were definitely raccoons. 3 of them. 2 actually walked into the other lane and stopped but the last one stopped right in front of me. He stared right into my eyes as I hit the brakes. I swerved a bit but couldn't do much because the other 2 were on the left and a guard rail was on the right. I think he went right under me because I didn't hear a thud and it didn't feel like my tire hit him. Plus I didn't see him when I went to work the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Poor guy, I solemnly ponder what great things he may have done had fate not looked down so poorly on him. He was working in being the next trash panda meme, I hear. RIP, Simon....May a homeless man char and consume your carcass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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