The birth of the zombie apocalypse will be caused by

[Still Me]

expired tampons

[The_annoying_one]

And what will be the death of it?

[viperxmns]

A Florida man was seen shooting boxes of tampons in the head in a local CVS. When confronted by the authorities he repeatedly shouted at them to leave him to his work as he was allegedly saving all of their lives 

[Insipid]

You know, I thought the answer involved vagina somehow. 🙃

[Gemini]

And thus, the Tampire was turned into a zombie as well. (I miss MafiaFlood.)

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

 (I miss MafiaFlood.)

Second time tonight you’ve posted something I 100% agree with.

[Gemini]

15 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Second time tonight you’ve posted something I 100% agree with.

Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

No need to thank me. She was easily one of my favorite people in the ASMB.

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

No need to thank me. She was easily one of my favorite people in the ASMB.

Mine, too, especially when I first came back to the ASMB around Christmas 2009.

[The_annoying_one]

9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Mine, too, especially when I first came back to the ASMB around Christmas 2009.

She was actually my “board sister”, back when that was a thing. God, I miss those days. Sorry. I’m in a bit of a mood tonight.

[Gemini]

16 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

She was actually my “board sister”, back when that was a thing. God, I miss those days. Sorry. I’m in a bit of a mood tonight.

That's pretty cool. I don't remember if I had a board sister.

[The_annoying_one]

12 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

That's pretty cool. I don't remember if I had a board sister.

I have a weirdly selective memory. What can I say? 😅

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

The only thing I remember about MafiaFlood was:

O_O

*sheds skin*

[nameraka]

Is that, like, a euphemism for republicans?

[The_annoying_one]

3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The only thing I remember about MafiaFlood was:

O_O

*sheds skin*

Fun Fact About MafiaFlood:

MafiaFlood has derailed this thread, and she doesn’t even go here.

Edited March 9, 2023 by The_annoying_one