Zenigundam Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 And I didn't even make it to work. At 8:20 I got pulled over by a patrol officer in the town adjacent to my school's town. Someone sideswiped me last week and took out my passenger side mirror while I was parked on a one-way street, and when I passed him on the road, the officer ran my plates and saw that my vehicle wasn't registered. More over when he asked me for license, registration, and insurance, I had to come clean that my car didn't have insurance. So my car ended up getting towed, I had to call my boss and tell him all of this, and then the officer said my car reeked of beer and asked me if I'd been drinking, and I said, "Oh not at all. I spilled beer in here a few days ago and haven't gotten my carpet vacuumed." So anyway, I spent the entire day walking and taking buses to insurance places, the DMV, and eventually the police department to show them my newly acquired registration and insurance card. After all of the costs, I'm nearly broke, and I don't get paid at my new job till the last of the month. Even worse, I have to appear in court on April 5th for the driving without liability insurance ticket, and I might have my license suspended for a year. Ugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 The officer kept telling me I reeked of booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 So maybe now you will stop drinking and being a creep. Also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Nah gonna keep drinnnnnnnking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 You spent the first day of work like a real geek! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Not sure I believe unless the officer just took pity on you and didn't sobriety test you. Once he said you personally reek of beer he shoulda made you walk the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Not sure I believe unless the officer just took pity on you and didn't sobriety test you. Once he said you personally reek of beer he shoulda made you walk the line. Well a DUI would have ruined me. Do you think I would have passed the breathalyzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 tl;dr -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Well a DUI would have ruined me. Do you think I would have passed the breathalyzer? No way in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Well a DUI would have ruined me. Do you think I would have passed the breathalyzer? Nope and because you look the way you do you weren't even asked. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Nah gonna keep drinnnnnnnking Unemployment yet again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Well a DUI would have ruined me. Do you think I would have passed the breathalyzer? Does bubba in jail give you a choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 put down the beers Zeni and pick up some :420: it's a lot better for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 That's a relief. It's a good thing your limited cognitive faculties prevent you from conceiving the unspeakable horrors of you actually roaming free on school grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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