OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 Yep, it's a sentient Yule Log horror flick! 1 Quote
3ngag3 Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 Watching this Yule Log is about to make me drop a Yule Log wtf 2 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 This boyfriend Alex is playing a perfect asshole 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 Dude the fake cop was in on it the whole time! 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 This is honestly the creepiest movie I have seen in years. I am really impressed 1 Quote
Daos Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 You wanna see my dingdong? Mother fucker stole the line I use on the ladies! 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 OK, this just took a turn for the hilariously wrong!! 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 A green light in the sky? What the hell!? 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 Yep, aliens now! I was hoping the rednecks would be abducted, but this is even weirder! 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 This is covering like every horror genre 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 Little Man is like Colonel Sanders from bizarro world!! 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 Looks like they made it? NOPE!! Ahh, what a twist!! 1 Quote
OwlChemist81 Posted December 12, 2022 Author Posted December 12, 2022 So the name of this weird movie was actually The Fire Place... 1 Quote
Daos Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 Too many Cooks was brilliant. This sucked. 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 I actually liked the Yule Log haha It was honestly better than 95% of the horror movies I have seen in the last 20 years. Ending was double twist! 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 So it is called The Fire Place? haha was definitely a trip. Very creepy. I like the outro music! 1 Quote
Seight Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 I should've known when the rating box said TV MA but how could anyone have possibly known?!? 1 Quote
PokeNirvash Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 Someone draft me up a summary of what went on in this, I have neither the time nor the patience nor the inability to be unaffected by jump scares to deal with watching this on a work day. Quote
Daos Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 3 hours ago, PokeNirvash said: Someone draft me up a summary of what went on in this, I have neither the time nor the patience nor the inability to be unaffected by jump scares to deal with watching this on a work day. It was a wacky horror parody with Leatherface, Aliens, time travel, a demon and a sentient piece of firewood that kills people. 1 1 Quote
atomicinumatt Posted December 12, 2022 Posted December 12, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Daos said: It was a wacky horror parody with Leatherface, Aliens, time travel, a demon and a sentient piece of firewood that kills people. Quite literally this. There were tons of call backs to the big horror names. It seemed that it was done in a sardonic sense and that coupled with the sincerity of the acting at times made it pretty good. I actually enjoyed it, though it certainly was over the top haha Definitely crept me out Edited December 12, 2022 by atomicinumatt 1 Quote
Seight Posted December 13, 2022 Posted December 13, 2022 13 hours ago, PokeNirvash said: Someone draft me up a summary of what went on in this, I have neither the time nor the patience nor the inability to be unaffected by jump scares to deal with watching this on a work day. As close as I can get without spoiling anything is "This is the same guy that made Too Many Cooks." So...you know, get ready this weekend or idk. Quote
ToastedGhost Posted December 18, 2022 Posted December 18, 2022 So, what was with the dude in the window? Quote
ToastedGhost Posted December 18, 2022 Posted December 18, 2022 (edited) I mean all he did was look in and leave. Edited December 18, 2022 by ToastedGhost Copy Quote
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