Guys...It's real!

[PhilosipherStoned]

I thought it was a joke but it's actually happening. Also fuck Sharknado. 

 

[André Toulon]

.....you do know Pablo Eskobear is real and this shit actually.....

Wait, let me stop myself....I don't know if the events in the movie are supposed to reflect the events of the actual bear that ate a bunch of coke but it based off of a real story.

[PhilosipherStoned]

There's not an official trailer yet, but oddly enough here's the "True tale" inspiring this hollywood epicness.

https://www.iflscience.com/the-true-story-of-cocaine-bear-is-probably-even-stranger-than-the-upcoming-movie-65604

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

4 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

.....you do know Pablo Eskobear is real and this shit actually.....

Wait, let me stop myself....I don't know if the events in the movie are supposed to reflect the events of the actual bear that ate a bunch of coke but it based off of a real story.

I mean part me kind of hopes they make it goofy in a sharknado way, but I wouldn't mind a nice blend of the true horror a cocaine fueled black bear could induce either. Like the bear shakes off a few missles IDK.. 

 

Edited November 29, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned

[PhilosipherStoned]

Fuck the bear just ate all the coke and died. IT's body being stuffed and making it's way to Wayland Jennings is kind of funny though.

[Poofy]

7 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Fuck the bear just ate all the coke and died. IT's body being stuffed and making it's way to Wayland Jennings is kind of funny though.

spoiler alert bro

[Seight]

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

12 hours ago, Seight said:

 

Could also be a groove metal band's album cover.