Used a circular saw today

[Mix]

It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to.

Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

- "Yo, I heard Mix died."

- "Overdose?"

- "Circular Saw."

Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything.

Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me.

I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

[Seight]

2 hours ago, Mix said:

It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to.

Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

- "Yo, I heard Mix died."

- "Overdose?"

- "Circular Saw."

Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything.

Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me.

I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

"So wait, did he overdose on the falcon or the circular saw, I'm confused."

[The_annoying_one]

2 hours ago, Seight said:

"So wait, did he overdose on the falcon or the circular saw, I'm confused."

“And was that before or after the tree fell on him?”

[molarbear]

6 hours ago, Mix said:

It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to.

Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

- "Yo, I heard Mix died."

- "Overdose?"

- "Circular Saw."

Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything.

Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me.

I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."

Did you keep your foreskin?

[scoobdog]

I seem to recall you contemplating life over a circular saw before…

[Mix]

9 hours ago, molarbear said:

Did you keep your foreskin?

Wait, I'm supposed to keep it?

 

[Mix]

7 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I seem to recall you contemplating life over a circular saw before…

First time for me, boss.

Now if we're talkin' big birds, this wasn't the first. Ran into an aggressive goose once and saw my life flash before my eyes (most of it was spent in front of a screen displaying cartoons or porn....and sometimes, cartoon porn)

Edited November 29, 2022 by Mix