Why would you wave at someone that's carrying something?

[Mix]

They can't wave back. You're making them look like an ass.

Just nod! It's a smoother and more practical greeting.

You nod, I nod, we go on with our day.

I can't nod after you've waved. It's less of a greeting and more of a dismissal.

Fuckin' hell...

 

[SwimModSponges]

Just do the "jerking off" hand motion really  quick instead.

Gets the point across.

 

[The_annoying_one]

I can top that.

So, I’m in a wheelchair. One day (a while back), my neighbor directly across from me waved as I was coming down my ramp.

Being the dumbass I am, I started to wave back. Caught myself just in time before I flipped face-first.

[nameraka]

You answered your own question. To make them look like an ass.

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, Mix said:

They can't wave back. You're making them look like an ass.

Just nod! It's a smoother and more practical greeting.

You nod, I nod, we go on with our day.

I can't nod after you've waved. It's less of a greeting and more of a dismissal.

Fuckin' hell...

 

It's like when the dentist waits until they got all 19 of their tentacles in your mouth before they decide to ask you your life story

[Farg]

Last time I nodded to a person he kind of waved me off as if to say, Ye Cretin, I need no introduction. Then he plopped himself on the ground and started in on the whole, "impoverished and needy individual" standpoint. in fact it was the second time getting hit up that night.