Mix Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 A minute later she texted, "Sorry, wrong person" I replied, "Mom, just go back to the old phone, you're ruining lives" 3
molarbear Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Mix said: A minute later she texted, "Sorry, wrong person" I replied, "Mom, just go back to the old phone, you're ruining lives" I'd avoid trying to do any laundry tonight.... Just to be safe
Hajime Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 You have a job? Sorry, with all the posts and drug use I thought you were on disability.
André Toulon Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Hajime said: You have a job? Sorry, with all the posts and drug use I thought you were on disability. Drug abusing posters are literally keeping the country moving... it's the FB educated children and Christian fogies fucking it up. Edited January 31, 2022 by André Toulon 2
Mix Posted January 31, 2022 Author Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Hajime said: You have a job? Sorry, with all the posts and drug use I thought you were on disability. I tried, but they said I was too handsome. I was like, "whaaat," but they were like, "yeah, sorry, bruv. It's like the opposite of disability. It's like steroids in sports. You have an unfair advantage." I was blown away. I mean these guys were very complimentary. A couple of them tried to fuck me, much like you're doing right now, but I was like, "nah, i'm good." I still hang out with those guys. We play poker on Tuesdays at Phil's house. His wife hates it, but he makes it up to her by falling asleep drunk while trying to eat her box. Edited January 31, 2022 by Mix 1
Vamped Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 57 minutes ago, Mix said: I tried, but they said I was too handsome. I was like, "whaaat," but they were like, "yeah, sorry, bruv. It's like the opposite of disability. It's like steroids in sports. You have an unfair advantage." I was blown away. I mean these guys were very complimentary. A couple of them tried to fuck me, much like you're doing right now, but I was like, "nah, i'm good." I still hang out with those guys. We play poker on Tuesdays at Phil's house. His wife hates it, but he makes it up to her by falling asleep drunk while trying to eat her box. Write that down. Thats a good enough plot line for a porn You just need 2 bisexual dudes and an older lady Spoiler atleast one of those dudes is going to get fucked 1 1
Mix Posted January 31, 2022 Author Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Vamped said: Write that down. Thats a good enough plot line for a porn You just need 2 bisexual dudes and an older lady Hide contents atleast one of those dudes is going to get fucked Dude, bisexual porn is the best porn. It improves every plot, every fetish, it's unreal. And now, here you come, the universes messenger, revealing to me what I was put on this earth to do.....WRITE, DIRECT, and possibly star in BISEXUAL PORN. I knew today was a good day when I finished Wordle in three tries. Edited January 31, 2022 by Mix 1
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