Mix Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 That, by itself, wouldn't be weird except I don't have a dog and my back yard is fenced off. I put on some shoes and go outside to see what's what. THE DOG IS GONE! Backyard door is closed like it always is and there are no holes in the fence. Now, unless beagles can jump like cats, i'm pretty certain there's only one explanation. I just saw a ghost dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Yea u probably saw a ghost dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 So many holes in this story...no black dude is going to go see about some ghost dog. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 5 hours ago, Mix said: That, by itself, wouldn't be weird except I don't have a dog and my back yard is fenced off. I put on some shoes and go outside to see what's what. THE DOG IS GONE! Backyard door is closed like it always is and there are no holes in the fence. Now, unless beagles can jump like cats, i'm pretty certain there's only one explanation. I just saw a ghost dog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 4 hours ago, André Toulon said: So many holes in this story...no black dude is going to go see about some ghost dog. It was a beagle. No one's ever been afraid of a beagle, dead or alive. I've seen Ethiopians playing with hyenas. Imagine me trying to explain to them why I was shitting myself over a beagle. I don't even know the word for ghost in amharic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Hyenas are cats..... Fucking noob 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: Hyenas are cats..... Fucking noob I hate when humor is used against me so efficiently..... Response made no sense, but it was funny, so he won.... This is the evolutionary logic that led to the kangaroo.... ... - "You're giving it a rabbit's head?" - "Yeah, and a tail to stand on. It'll be hilarious." - "Why are the front paws so short. Wasn't that a T-rex design flaw?" - "I can't make it too top heavy, this thing hops everywhere." - "It hops?" - "Yeah, and it has a built in book bag." - "For.....books?" - "No, you idiot, to raise its babies." - "This is not one of your best designs. It's going to live for all of two seconds." - "I'll just make it jacked as fuck. Teach it martial arts so it can throw kicks and choke motherfuckers out. It'll be fine." - "Hey, you think maybe you should put all this evolution stuff in the bible, so they don't get confused later." - "Nah, they'll figure it out." Edited January 24, 2022 by Mix 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Mix said: I hate when humor is used against me so efficiently.... Join the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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