Mix Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 He is slowly assimilating all of day time TV. Resistance is futile. 1
cyberbully Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 But how....I mean, it's TV.... it's a farce to begin with, but there should be no reason to ever think he should be practicing law 1
Mix Posted December 9, 2021 Author Posted December 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, cyberbully said: But how....I mean, it's TV.... it's a farce to begin with, but there should be no reason to ever think he should be practicing law Here's the trailer of this soon-to-be hit show This.....isn't about the law 1
Vamped Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 When I sat with some of the old people during my hospice internship, I learned that you have to take whatever entertainment you can find with daytime TV with no cable. There's a show where the whole premise is figuring out which of two men is a baby's father. Its not even Maury. There's a judge or something ... like I dont even know. The old people were really into it though. They were legitimately discussing whose features the children had. My favorite comment was "he aint the father but he was up in there" I guess some sperm just brushed up against the fertilized egg and dropped off the DNA code for eyebrow shape. There was a show about some EMTs/firemen/paramedics, Jerry Springer still comes on, MASH (?) .... I feel like I watched all of these. Then the people I would sit with would fall asleep and its just me and one of the CNAs making sure nobody falls off the couch. 1 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Jesus dear fucking god Christ. I read the thread title saw mix made it, "Oh, lol another mix joke thread, sounds like it's going to be funny." But then I open it and.....
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Vamped said: When I sat with some of the old people during my hospice internship, I learned that you have to take whatever entertainment you can find with daytime TV with no cable. There's a show where the whole premise is figuring out which of two men is a baby's father. Its not even Maury. There's a judge or something ... like I dont even know. The old people were really into it though. They were legitimately discussing whose features the children had. My favorite comment was "he aint the father but he was up in there" I guess some sperm just brushed up against the fertilized egg and dropped off the DNA code for eyebrow shape. There was a show about some EMTs/firemen/paramedics, Jerry Springer still comes on, MASH (?) .... I feel like I watched all of these. Then the people I would sit with would fall asleep and its just me and one of the CNAs making sure nobody falls off the couch. Speaking of MASH.... There was a point in my childhood/adolescence where I'm pretty sure that was literally all my dad ever watched. On one network it was on like 8 hours a fucking day every weekday and another network had it on a half hour a day in a timeslot not occupied by the daily MASH marathons on the first network. I'd leave for school and my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. I'd come home from school, my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. DO YOU JUST WATCH MASH ALL DAY LONG???? "I go to work." The only reason I know my dad tells the truth about him going to work is because we were able to afford lots of nice things and my mom didn't have a paying job. The money came from somewhere. Edited December 9, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1
Vamped Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Speaking of MASH.... There was a point in my childhood/adolescence where I'm pretty sure that was literally all my dad ever watched. On one network it was on like 8 hours a fucking day every weekday and another network had it on a half hour a day in a timeslot not occupied by the daily MASH marathons on the first network. I'd leave for school and my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. I'd come home from school, my dad would be on the couch watching MASH. DO YOU JUST WATCH MASH ALL DAY LONG???? "I go to work." The only reason I know my dad tells the truth about him going to work is because we were able to afford lots of nice things and my mom didn't have a paying job. The money came from somewhere. I'd rather watch MASH than Andy Griffith. My parents wear the fuck out of it. It comes on TV and then my step-dad went and bought the fucking DVDs. but I'd rather watch Andy Griffith than Friends 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I'd rather watch MASH than Andy Griffith. My parents wear the fuck out of it. It comes on TV and then my step-dad went and bought the fucking DVDs. but I'd rather watch Andy Griffith than Friends I started watching Friends again on TBS because CN has that Cartoonito thing going on all/every morning now.
Vamped Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I started watching Friends again on TBS because CN has that Cartoonito thing going on all/every morning now. I hate Friends. I dont really like sitcoms in general. The only old people sitcoms I like are The Golden Girls and Frazier. I can watch/tolerate Seinfeld
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 Just now, Vamped said: I hate Friends. I dont really like sitcoms in general. The only old people sitcoms I like are The Golden Girls and Frazier. I can watch/tolerate Seinfeld I'm hella getting back into Seinfeld since Comedy Central acquired it recently.
Vamped Posted December 9, 2021 Posted December 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm hella getting back into Seinfeld since Comedy Central acquired it recently. 1
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