Mix Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Never transitions to, "we should pick the pace up," down the line. Bitch, just say we're done. I'm not running a marathon. I don't need to conserve my cardio. Why don't people just say what they mean? "Hey, so, you got more fucked up than i've ever seen you get and you embarrassed me in front of my friends. I don't like that side of you and i'm getting the sense that it's not a one time thing, so i'm just gonna head on out. Peace and love." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 "Ay, I don't have the endurance to keep up with you because I am a literal lump on a frog's ass, but if you wanna keep bangin' I'm down even though I'm gonna finish first every single time." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 So it's not like pinching a garden hose, then letting it go so the water shoots out faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Look, find you an alcoholic chick and things will go great....until one night you find her bottle of patron while shes asleep and you drink half of it and.....3/4 of and and then..... Fuck it, you killed the bottle and fillt it with a little rubbing alcohol and lots of water and hoped she didnt notice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 Getting white girl wastes is never a good look… I mean, I’ve been there… I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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