The Noid is the good guy in those Domino's commercials.

[Skiles]

He's just trying to stop people from eating shitty, second-rate pizza. The Noid has been villainized ever since he came to be. He's a martyr.

Basically, The Noid is Jesus.

[Sofa King Kule]

13 minutes ago, Skiles said:

He's just trying to stop people from eating shitty, second-rate pizza. The Noid has been villainized ever since he came to be. He's a martyr.

Basically, The Noid is Jesus.

The Noid has never wrecked a Baltimore Grill pizza.

[Houdini Splicer]

2 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said:

The Noid has never wrecked a Baltimore Grill pizza.

The Noid should wreck your toaster oven. You know, crimes against humanity and whatnot.

[Sofa King Kule]

3 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said:

The Noid should wreck your toaster oven. You know, crimes against humanity and whatnot.

 

[Houdini Splicer]

1 hour ago, Sofa King Kule said:

 

I rest my case.

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, Houdini Splicer said:

I rest my case.

Never undercooked, this way.

[Houdini Splicer]

4 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Never undercooked, this way.

Nah. Done on the outside, raw and cold on the inside.

[crackymckrackin]

7 hours ago, Skiles said:

He's just trying to stop people from eating shitty, second-rate pizza. The Noid has been villainized ever since he came to be. He's a martyr.

Basically, The Noid is Jesus.

Adam West killed the noid.

[Chapinator_X]

If you think about the “30 minutes or it’s free” rule, the Noid was also class-conscious and wanted to make sure the delivery was late enough for customers to get free pizza.

[Seight]

If the Noid messed with Papa John's pizza everyone would already know this.

[Sofa King Kule]

4 hours ago, Houdini Splicer said:

Nah. Done on the outside, raw and cold on the inside.

That's what food thermometers are for.

180 degrees, center.

I like my chicken well done.