Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:00 PM, nameraka said: fight me. Expand Is that the mechanical janitor that's going to take my jerb? Keep trying, egg heads. You might get there in seven or eight hundred years, if you don't reduce everything to nuclear ash before then. 1
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:36 PM, Sofa King Kule said: Is that the mechanical janitor that's going to take my jerb? Keep trying, egg heads. You might get there in seven or eight hundred years, if you don't reduce everything to nuclear ash before then. Expand No one trusts you with a hammer. This might be the robot that beats the dog shit outta you though 2
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:43 PM, André Toulon said: No one trusts you with a hammer. This might be the robot that beats the dog shit outta you though Expand You should have been there for the shattered urinal.
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) On 6/1/2021 at 5:44 PM, Sofa King Kule said: You should have been there for the shattered urinal. Expand You shattered a urinal with a hammer? Then someone already beat that ass Edited June 1, 2021 by André Toulon 1
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:49 PM, André Toulon said: You shattered a urinal with a hammer? Then someone already beat that ass Expand No, that was just mentioned in the pre-shift announcements. I wasn't even on the property when the event took place.
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:56 PM, Sofa King Kule said: No, that was just mentioned in the pre-shift announcements. I wasn't even on the property when the event took place. Expand Cool, make a thread and tell about it 1
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 5:57 PM, André Toulon said: Cool, make a thread and tell about it Expand One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was.
nameraka Posted June 1, 2021 Author Posted June 1, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 6:11 PM, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was. Expand I hate this theory.
André Toulon Posted June 2, 2021 Posted June 2, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 6:11 PM, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was. Expand Damn,thank god you were there to save the day....then what happened 1
scoobdog Posted June 2, 2021 Posted June 2, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 6:11 PM, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Expand The fuck do they put in the drinks in your shitty Casino? You piss isn't suppose do be that viscous.
tsar4 Posted June 2, 2021 Posted June 2, 2021 Not quite up to the level of (Mrs.) Anne Elk's New Theory on the Brontosaurus.
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Posted June 2, 2021 On 6/2/2021 at 1:12 AM, scoobdog said: The fuck do they put in the drinks in your shitty Casino? You piss isn't suppose do be that viscous. Expand Go piss on a brick wall and see how much of it is still on the wall three days later.
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