nameraka Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 fight me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 34 minutes ago, nameraka said: fight me. Is that the mechanical janitor that's going to take my jerb? Keep trying, egg heads. You might get there in seven or eight hundred years, if you don't reduce everything to nuclear ash before then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Is that the mechanical janitor that's going to take my jerb? Keep trying, egg heads. You might get there in seven or eight hundred years, if you don't reduce everything to nuclear ash before then. No one trusts you with a hammer. This might be the robot that beats the dog shit outta you though 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: No one trusts you with a hammer. This might be the robot that beats the dog shit outta you though You should have been there for the shattered urinal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: You should have been there for the shattered urinal. You shattered a urinal with a hammer? Then someone already beat that ass Edited June 1, 2021 by André Toulon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, André Toulon said: You shattered a urinal with a hammer? Then someone already beat that ass No, that was just mentioned in the pre-shift announcements. I wasn't even on the property when the event took place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Just now, Sofa King Kule said: No, that was just mentioned in the pre-shift announcements. I wasn't even on the property when the event took place. Cool, make a thread and tell about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 1 minute ago, André Toulon said: Cool, make a thread and tell about it One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 1, 2021 Author Share Posted June 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was. I hate this theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was. Damn,thank god you were there to save the day....then what happened 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. The fuck do they put in the drinks in your shitty Casino? You piss isn't suppose do be that viscous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Not quite up to the level of (Mrs.) Anne Elk's New Theory on the Brontosaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sofa King Kule Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: The fuck do they put in the drinks in your shitty Casino? You piss isn't suppose do be that viscous. Go piss on a brick wall and see how much of it is still on the wall three days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 That's hawt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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