Mix Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 "and where do I find the second person," said men everywhere I could totally write for SNL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 12, 2021 Share Posted March 12, 2021 Mad tv, maybe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 12, 2021 Author Share Posted March 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Mad tv, maybe If only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 Grindr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Lol.. This thread. It's like a microcosmic UEMB in a nutshell. I'm old enough to remember when unicorn meant a theoretical perfect lover that was out there kind of like the male equivalent of a womans 'knight in shining armor'. Now if you use any dating app it's like "We're 'polyamorous' looking for our unicorn"..smh. Not that there's anything wrong with that it just kind of makes my brow go up reading shit laid out that way idk. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 3/12/2021 at 1:23 AM, Mix said: "and where do I find the second person," said men everywhere I could totally write for SNL I feel like the App would last a total of two weeks before getting sued by someone that thought an actual Mythical Beast had learned to not only use a phone but was intelligent enough to Catfish the fuck out of them Fuck it, I'll give you $5 for 12% equity and a Sandwich from a Sub place I choose That Sub part is non-negotiable, you're not sliding by offering me that dried out husk Subway calls bread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 1 minute ago, molarbear said: I feel like the App would last a total of two weeks before getting sued by someone that thought an actual Mythical Beast had learned to not only use a phone but was intelligent enough to Catfish the fuck out of them Fuck it, I'll give you $5 for 12% equity and a Sandwich from a Sub place I choose That Sub part is non-negotiable, you're not sliding by offering me that dried out husk Subway calls bread Bro don't get your fucking sandwich toasted it's that easy.. Or find a subway that doesn't suck at having fresh bread.. Our subway..Well I was going to say it HAS to do right, but with the way things have been there's no movie theatre peeps slammin' them like they did when I worked there in high school. They still do good from what I've seen though. LAst time I went this lady was fighting online orders while there was a building line they werent supposed to have. 🤷♂️ They always do me right but whatevs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 14, 2021 Author Share Posted March 14, 2021 58 minutes ago, molarbear said: I feel like the App would last a total of two weeks before getting sued by someone that thought an actual Mythical Beast had learned to not only use a phone but was intelligent enough to Catfish the fuck out of them Fuck it, I'll give you $5 for 12% equity and a Sandwich from a Sub place I choose That Sub part is non-negotiable, you're not sliding by offering me that dried out husk Subway calls bread this is an actual existing app... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Mix said: this is an actual existing app... Fuck I'm old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 New plan, follow me on this because I've had about 3 drinks of adult beverages We start a new app called "Mixonly+Unicorns" It's an App with you being hastily photo shopped into photos and an actual Unicorn is in the back drop somewhere. Extra $15 dollars for a fancy background Boom! We got a Buziness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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