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I found a condom in an old bag I used to carry around.


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I'm pretty sure I got it from a clinic in 2015 and just forgot about it. I'm damn sure not gonna use this old-ass thing, but I almost don't wanna throw it away. It's almost nostalgic. Makes me remember a time when I was actually sexually active enough to think, "I'll probably need this."

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I used to have backpacks full of them because college used to hand them out all the time and I happened to volunteer at the one extracurricular club that set up booths on sex education. 

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  On 1/31/2021 at 1:35 PM, Seight said:

Could be worse, the old-ass thing could've already been used.

I will now put this scorpion in my ear :| 

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That would be very funny if I saved a used condom, though. According to Prince, the woman he sings about in "Little Red Corvette" was just carrying some around. Which is something I don't think gets talked about enough.

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  On 1/31/2021 at 5:54 PM, Skiles said:

Condoms in the kitchen? I already like the vibe of your home.

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It's where the corkboard is. :D  It's the place to hang weird things like TARDIS licenses, voodoo dolls and that weird mask I painted to scare the crap out of people on tinychat. 

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