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Let's say you lost both your legs at the knee or halfway between the knee and hip. Whatever, that part isn't terribly important. Anyways, you go to the doctor and it's time to get fitted for your prosthetic legs. Does the doctor ask you what height you want to be? Or does he just look at your old driver's license and go off that?

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Stubbies? Is that for real? Like, read the room assholes.

And thank you for the goods. But I'm thinking along the lines of someone who was damaged in war. If that guy was 5'10" and he says "hey I wanna be 6'4" doc" I think he deserves to be 6'4".

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2 minutes ago, Poof said:

Paraplegic is only for paralysis not for amputees btw

God damn, the more you know rainbow right here.

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Dude, how funny would it be for a 5'1 dude like me to just have like, CRAZY long legs? It would look so stupid. Like, suddenly I'm 6'8 and nothing is proportional at all. That would be a hilarious bit.

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