bnmjy Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well. I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well. The way I took it, he thinks he will inherit a million dollars in assets. I think it's believable, if his parents were investing money to a retirement savings plan. Still, old people tend to have massive medical bills, so there probably won't be anything close to a million dollars to inherit once the time comes.
fuggnificent Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well. I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well. She is a millionaire. And this poor person not breaking down on the side of the hwy like you.
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 The way I took it, he thinks he will inherit a million dollars in assets. I think it's believable, if his parents were investing money to a retirement savings plan. Still, old people tend to have massive medical bills, so there probably won't be anything close to a million dollars to inherit once the time comes. There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old. The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do.
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 She is a millionaire. And this poor person not breaking down on the side of the hwy like you. Waifu spends all her money on cocaine and Leeks.
bnmjy Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old. The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do. 4.2 million? I was thinking maybe your father is an economical man who managed to raise 1 mil in his 401k, but now my bullshit detectors are sounding. Well whatever the case, good luck, I guess.
Derackthehunter Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old. The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do. Frank Gallagher over here
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 4.2 million? I was thinking maybe your father is an economical man who managed to raise 1 mil in his 401k, but now my bullshit detectors are sounding. Well whatever the case, good luck, I guess. My dad is a doctor. ::]::
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 send me some of that money Hit me up in about 10 or 20 years. Looks like fuggz already beat you to it though
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Hit me up in about 10 or 20 years. Looks like fuggz already beat you to it though just send it all to me and pretend you sent it to her
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 so if you have fuck you money why bother working at all
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 What kind reads MRI scans. That thing. My mom is a nurse. I was a janitor at that hospital from 2004 to 2010. Then I took my first oxycontin pill in 2007 and developed my first mental health episode the same year. So you can see my life story roughly. Not proud of any of it.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 just send it all to me and pretend you sent it to her That makes alot of sense Naraku
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 so if you have fuck you money why bother working at all I have 0 money right now, and probably am going to continue to be a janitor for the rest of the show.
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 That makes alot of sense Naraku say the check got lost in the mail
Ric Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old. The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do. I think the last two generations of my family combined wouldn't add up to 4 million lol.
bnmjy Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 reads MRI scans. That thing. My mom is a nurse. I was a janitor at that hospital from 2004 to 2010. Then I took my first oxycontin pill in 2007 and developed my first mental health episode the same year. So you can see my life story roughly. Not proud of any of it. I actually do remember some threads of yours years ago of being a hospital janitor, so I am slightly inclined to believe you. Damn you, seriously.
Naraku4656 Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 I have 0 money right now, and probably am going to continue to be a janitor for the rest of the show. well if you get it then you'll have more money than all of us combined probably
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 say the check got lost in the mail Then I'd have to deal with the wrath of fuggz. S: S: S:
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 I think the last two generations of my family combined wouldn't add up to 4 million lol. My dad's side are all doctors for 3 generations back, moms side all nurses.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 I actually do remember some threads of yours years ago of being a hospital janitor, so I am slightly inclined to believe you. Damn you, seriously. Just don't tell fuggz.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 well if you get it then you'll have more money than all of us combined probably If I do make out (nothing is certain in life) going to throw a party everyone here is invited (if that were to happen anytime soon) Zeni is going to get a dunk tank. I'm thinking fuggz and ric sumo mud wrestling heads up. Free drugs for everyone. No mods invited. Not making any of this up
Hornshire Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 You have to say the name three times if you want her to come. At least, that's typically how these sort of things work.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 You have to say the name three times if you want her to come. At least, that's typically how these sort of things work. Bloody fuggz Bloody fuggz Bloody fuggz
fuggnificent Posted March 11, 2017 Posted March 11, 2017 Bloody fuggz Bloody fuggz Bloody fuggz Yes? You summoned me? this better be good. was downloading gay porn.
Phillies Posted March 11, 2017 Author Posted March 11, 2017 Yes? You summoned me? this better be good. was downloading gay porn. lol fuggz
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