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Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well.

 

I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well.

 

The way I took it, he thinks he will inherit a million dollars in assets. I think it's believable, if his parents were investing money to a retirement savings plan. Still, old people tend to have massive medical bills, so there probably won't be anything close to a million dollars to inherit once the time comes.

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Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well.

 

I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well.

 

She is a millionaire. And this poor person not breaking down on the side of the hwy like you.

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The way I took it, he thinks he will inherit a million dollars in assets. I think it's believable, if his parents were investing money to a retirement savings plan. Still, old people tend to have massive medical bills, so there probably won't be anything close to a million dollars to inherit once the time comes.

 

There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old.  The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do.

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There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old.  The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do.

 

4.2 million?  :|  I was thinking maybe your father is an economical man who managed to raise 1 mil in his 401k, but now my bullshit detectors are sounding.

 

Well whatever the case, good luck, I guess.

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What kind

 

reads MRI scans. That thing.

 

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My mom is a nurse.  I was a janitor at that hospital from 2004 to 2010. Then I took my first oxycontin pill in 2007 and developed my first mental health episode the same year. So you can see my life story roughly.

 

Not proud of any of it.

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There are no guarantees. I am not planning on relying on this solely. I am an only child and the old man has 4.2 million in the bank... and hes 70 years old.  The math may or may not add up. I am just playing my cards like anyone in a compromised situation would do.

 

I think the last two generations of my family combined wouldn't add up to 4 million lol.

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reads MRI scans. That thing.

 

hqdefault.jpg

 

My mom is a nurse.  I was a janitor at that hospital from 2004 to 2010. Then I took my first oxycontin pill in 2007 and developed my first mental health episode the same year. So you can see my life story roughly.

 

Not proud of any of it.

 

I actually do remember some threads of yours years ago of being a hospital janitor, so I am slightly inclined to believe you.

 

Damn you, seriously.

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well if you get it then you'll have more money than all of us combined probably

 

If I do make out (nothing is certain in life) going to throw a party everyone here is invited (if that were to happen anytime soon)

 

Zeni is going to get a dunk tank.

 

I'm thinking fuggz and ric sumo mud wrestling heads up.

 

Free drugs for everyone.

 

No mods invited.  :P

 

Not making any of this up ;)

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