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Good god this burger really is 1lb of meat


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Posted
6 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Finish the burger on your own, or be forever labeled a coward!

I ate like a qtr of it and im full :)

Posted
44 minutes ago, Poof said:

I ate like a qtr of it and im full :)

Eating burgers isn't about being full, it's about asserting your dominance over the burger. You gotta show the burger who's boss. The Burger Boss.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Skiles said:

Eating burgers isn't about being full, it's about asserting your dominance over the burger. You gotta show the burger who's boss. The Burger Boss.

Actually i got this since ive been running a lot and dieting but i have that overtraining feeling today so im gonna eat this mega burger for the nutrients and rest tomorrow (maybe) 

I didnt think itd actually be quite this big i assumed the restaurant was lying

Posted
1 hour ago, Poof said:

Actually i got this since ive been running a lot and dieting but i have that overtraining feeling today so im gonna eat this mega burger for the nutrients and rest tomorrow (maybe) 

I didnt think itd actually be quite this big i assumed the restaurant was lying

Hope the diet goes well. I should be inspired, since I'm in the middle of one of my fat phases. Eating like shit and boozing. If I had to guess, I'm probably around 160, which is not great when you're 5'1.

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Posted
9 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Nabs loves the meat

Of course he does hes just control over his animal instincts but i dont

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Posted
8 hours ago, Skiles said:

Hope the diet goes well. I should be inspired, since I'm in the middle of one of my fat phases. Eating like shit and boozing. If I had to guess, I'm probably around 160, which is not great when you're 5'1.

I am a professional. This is no civilian attempt. It will be done. I cant do fat porn

Posted
7 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

nabs this is your time of neeed pls help

 

pls

It was rhetorical. I was going to say God help me but then knew there was a better spirit to invoke. Like show mercy for my sins Nabranius

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Posted
5 hours ago, Poof said:

Of course he does hes just control over his animal instincts but i dont

He doesn't either.... Literally consumes meat regularly under the rule that of someone else bought it, it's ok to eat. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, cyberbully said:

He doesn't either.... Literally consumes meat regularly under the rule that of someone else bought it, it's ok to eat. 

Really? Theres v few situations where someone else buys meat and your consumption doesnt really count as consumption. What are the details? If you dont mind?

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Well, once when we still enjoyed each other's company he said he had eaten pizza that someone had left in a hotel hallway, I asked was there meat on it (I was willing to ignore the cheese as a cow product) and he said there was no reason to let it go to waste. 

The rest is speculation, but you know he's eating leftovers at his food service job... If not, I still maintain that he's a catalyst for the very industry he despises. He may only be qualified for bottom rung jobs, but issuing beef isn't the only thing he can do if he wants to be taken seriously in his crusade. 

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Ehhhhhh if its destined for trash thats precisely one of the scenarios i guess

I miss when he worked at the hotel

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Posted
6 hours ago, Poof said:

Ehhhhhh if its destined for trash thats precisely one of the scenarios i guess

I miss when he worked at the hotel

I bet that cop misses him too.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Poof said:

Ehhhhhh if its destined for trash thats precisely one of the scenarios i guess

I miss when he worked at the hotel

Oh, well then by that metric, he's fine. 

Posted
1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I bet that cop misses him too.

i only remember the guy who called him a snow white lookin mf when he had the basket of apples and cute top

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Posted
1 hour ago, cyberbully said:

Oh, well then by that metric, he's fine. 

on the other hand i see where u are coming from in that if hes getting discarded meat on the regular then its not like hes actualy proved he could be any better than us

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Posted
47 minutes ago, Poof said:

i only remember the guy who called him a snow white lookin mf when he had the basket of apples and cute top

This was the dude that kept coming into lobby half-way though his beat to steal donuts and lecture Nabs.  Not sure what Nabs said to him, but apparently it was enough to keep him coming.

Posted
14 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

This was the dude that kept coming into lobby half-way though his beat to steal donuts and lecture Nabs.  Not sure what Nabs said to him, but apparently it was enough to keep him coming.

nabs gets all the guys its not fair

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