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I'm going to spray paint a hedgehog blue and give it a fuck ton of amphetamines


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4 minutes ago, NaBarney said:

Did it go fast, at least?

Yes, if by "go" you mean die and by "fast" you mean the spray paint killed him before I hand stuffed him with amphetamines in the hope it would lightning bolt frankenstein him back to life. 

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o.O Poor hoglet. Should have gone with lengthening mascara in blue and pixie sticks. 

 

You can 'color' a hedgie by just giving them a child-safe crayon. They won't eat it, they'll chew it up and drool all over themselves in technicolor. It's terrifying. Like a rainbow puked on a pile of living needles. 

Speed run? Release catepillers or millipedes in a large container and drop the little sniffer in there. They will lose their mind trying to get them all. :D 

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