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This guy says the funniest shit in his sleep


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this dude I’ve been...increasingly familiar with fairly regularly as of late, keeps talking in his sleep. 
 

he one time dead ass asleep started talking about internet security. This other time he lifted up his arm like he was looking at his watch and said “I can’t go in, the stores closed”...dude...what?

 

🤣🤣🤣

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

this dude I’ve been...increasingly familiar with fairly regularly as of late, keeps talking in his sleep. 
 

he one time dead ass asleep started talking about internet security. This other time he lifted up his arm like he was looking at his watch and said “I can’t go in, the stores closed”...dude...what?

 

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah I've had full on conversations when indulged. Though it's better to abstain because one is later confused by my complete lack of memory. Why do people ask you to do shit two seconds after you lift your head?

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Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Yeah I've had full on conversations when indulged. Though it's better to abstain because one is later confused by my complete lack of memory. Why do people ask you to do shit two seconds after you lift your head?

I always tell him in the morning then we laugh.

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50 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said:

my bf is also a somniloquist

 

one time he initiated sex in his sleep

 

i'm a sleepwalker myself, and i have a habit of waking up freaking out, thinking there is a foreign object lodged in my throat

I think the throat thing is easily explained by the slumbering initiation of sex

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