gurfgurston Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 (edited) Every time I get up at night to pee, I shake my wiener to get the piss out. I lie back in bed, content and happy with my day’s choices. I start to sleep...BOOM! A droplet of pee falls out of my mushroom cap! Then I have to change my boxers, because I can’t rest knowing there are pee remnants on my skin. Is this unavoidable? Edited December 29, 2020 by gurfgurston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Cranberry juice, homey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurfgurston Posted December 29, 2020 Author Share Posted December 29, 2020 Just now, scoobdog said: Cranberry juice, homey. That’s a suburban legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Nah, the taste is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 The kidney stone is coming. Godspeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sieg67 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 (edited) On 12/28/2020 at 11:56 PM, gurfgurston said: Every time I get up at night to pee, I shake my wiener to get the piss out. I lie back in bed, content and happy with my day’s choices. I start to sleep...BOOM! A droplet of pee falls out of my mushroom cap! Then I have to change my boxers, because I can’t rest knowing there are pee remnants on my skin. Is this unavoidable? Press up underneath your balls to help get the remainder out. You're welcome. Edited January 2, 2021 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 i just pee all over myself @gurfgurston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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