"I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now"

[Zenigundam]

And then she gets a non-Zeni boyfriend a few weeks later. Do you know how mad that makes me? Girls get me to blow up their phones with texts when that happens, and it makes me look deranged even though I'm just pretty mad about the lies.  <3

[Ric]

What happened to those hunnies you had in the tub?

[Zenigundam]

What happened to those hunnies you had in the tub?

 

 

The water got kinda cold.  :

[Phillies]

-_'

[Zenigundam]

i think she meant "i'm not looking to get murdered right now"

 

Why can't she just say what she means? Why does she have to make me send a bunch of long texts just so she can show them to her friends? </3

[Admin]

I'm not really looking for any threads to post in right now.

[Houdini Splicer]

"I don't want to be stalked by you, creep."

Be honest.

Those were her actual words to you.

[Zenigundam]

*Sees her walking with her boyfriend two weeks later and confronts the two*

 

 

What are you doing with him? I thought you weren't looking a boyfriend! Answer me!

[Houdini Splicer]

*girl sprays you with mace and calls the cops while her boyfriend uses you as a tackling dummy*

[lupin_bebop]

..............Probably because she knows what a fucking creep you are. I would avoid any kind of contact with you, too.

 

Have you ever stopped to think that the reason you are not having success is because it's not the fault of the women here? You eve thought about looking at the man in the mirror and changing his fucking attitude?

[CutieQuesadilla]

I thought you had several boyfriends.

[stilgar]

I thought you had several boyfriends.

 

He only has eyes for viper.

[Zenigundam]

Have you ever stopped to think that the reason you are not having success is because it's not the fault of the women here? You eve thought about looking at the man in the mirror and changing his fucking attitude?

 

 

Such a white knight lmao

[Zenigundam]

fucking attitude?

 

 

Yo, son...