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nameraka

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Thank you for your application to our open position. We appreciate your consideration and value your many skills and assets. Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with a candidate more closely aligned with our needs. 

Again, thank you for your time.

And fuck off, loser.

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26 minutes ago, nameraka said:

Thank you for your application to our open position. We appreciate your consideration and value your many skills and assets. Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with a candidate more closely aligned with our needs. 

Again, thank you for your time.

And fuck off, loser.

I have written those letters soooo many times. I typically give them some positive interview feedback tho...

 

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Not certain, but I think that is the bot rejection.  In other words, you might have had the skills we're looking for, but because you didn't list them exactly the way the bot searches for keywords, adios.

This whole job search thing is getting annoying.  Put in a title that I had & get a bunch of job opening suggestions that have nothing to do with the search.

"Oh, you worked with SQL, VBA, DotNetNuke and Google Data?  Here's some Store Management, Accounting, Administrative Assistant and Mechanic openings!  Enjoy!"

 

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I got the special "We can't hire at this time because [the piano music that plays in those 'in these difficult times' commercials]" about three times before I found somewhere to work.

And also a couple of local ones that were just "Yeah...no."

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All the jobs I was getting really excited for kinda dried up in the pandemic so Im guessing its just not my time. So I just need to get on a schedule of studying for my licensure test and hopefully by the time I take it and pass on the first try the jobs will be back. 

Ill just have to survive my current job for a little while longer

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On 5/13/2020 at 12:09 PM, nameraka said:

Thank you for your application to our open position. We appreciate your consideration and value your many skills and assets. Unfortunately, we have decided to move forward with a candidate more closely aligned with our needs. 

Again, thank you for your time.

And fuck off, loser.

I mean if you aren’t ending these sort of things with “fuck off” are you even doing it right?

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On 5/14/2020 at 8:14 PM, nameraka said:

I'd gladly trade my job for universal basic income.

If people weren't so stressed out all the time, they might find the incentive to go to school when they get bored of being lazy with said UBI and actually contribute to society instead of raising the public's cholesterol, polluting the environment, and just being generally useless for the sake of the profit margin of a bunch of incompetent asshats.

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