Ultima Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 My friend got her number eight years ago and was supposed to go out with her, but she barely replied to his messages and then stopped replying. My friend's friend met her a few months later and they started dating. In university with 20,000+ students, that is sooooo crazy. Anyway, my friend misses college and wishes those days never ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Your friend has no friends. He does, however, have Rebecca. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 Well he has a lot friends, but he's a lone wolf so social distancing is his preference. Anyway, he's pretty mad because this girl he liked in college has been making bad decisions since he last saw her... Which was seven years ago... First she dated a West Point grad for a year who was a 4/10, and now she's been dating this rock climber guy for over a year and he's balding and a 4/10, but my friend is a 9/10 and she never got back to him when he gave her his number over Facebook a few years ago and told her to contact him. My friend is annoyed because it seems women never learn from their mistakes or so he says. I see what he means. I really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Oh. You mean she prefers guys who have career plans and/or are physically fit to guys who are cultivating cirrhosis as a lifestyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 So are you rating these dudes or your friend? You should check them out for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) This makes me wonder how many "My friends friends.." type posts you can get away with before you hit an impasse. I want to see a thread like "MY friend's friend's friend has a friend that had a friend that was friends with a friend of...". Shut the FUCK up Zeni. Edited April 14, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Sympl&Klyn Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 11 hours ago, mthor said: Your friend has no friends. He does, however, have Rebecca. Hennifer Ropez? Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) Disregard the amount of time it took me to craft my above post plz.. but regardless I love it none the less. 🥰 Edited April 14, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 The word friend has always looked weird to me.. and never more so then when I did that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 Where did my other thread go? My friend wants answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 It went in the trash zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, stilgar said: It went in the trash zeni. I'm not Zeni, he's one of my friends, and your avatar is kinda creepy. 🙀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 We all know you don't have friends zeni. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 11 hours ago, mthor said: Oh. You mean she prefers guys who have career plans and/or are physically fit to guys who are cultivating cirrhosis as a lifestyle? Excuses excuses. Is my friend running out of time? It seems like women haven't learned anything since he hit puberty. I know he's a strong man, but I wonder if nothing's been getting through to them. How many failed relationships will it take before they flock to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted April 16, 2020 Author Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) On 4/13/2020 at 1:23 PM, mthor said: Oh. You mean she prefers guys who have career plans and/or are physically fit to guys who are cultivating cirrhosis as a lifestyle? Why is it that it used to be cool for my friend to try his luck with these beautiful, young women and now you guys are doing a 180 on him? 👎 Edited April 16, 2020 by Ultima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Zeni, you were never cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 You talk about "your friend" like you want to fuck him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 (edited) He's been delusional since at leat 2014 probably this is his brand name now from what I gather. Edited April 16, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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