PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 This girl I don't even know or remember from high school just friended me on facebook to let me know she always had a crush on me, and now she wants to hang out.High school was 10 years ago for me lol.. I just said yeah sure, but wait until she sees how ugly I've gotten. She already asked for recent pics. I need glam filter help. jk.
Vamped Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 Why doesn't your current facebook photo show how ugly you've gotten?
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 I just don't take pictures at all really. There's way more recent photos on my facebook than my profile pic though. Some from the news, and skatepark people snapping pictures..Those are years old now though I think.
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 Anyway. She wants to hang out this weekened or something already fuck pictures.
Vamped Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 Doesnt sound like you need and adult .... unless shes a rapist Which I guess you'll find out soon enough
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 Well at least she's a younger than me rapist.. Looks like I can take her, but never know. Maybe her pics arent recent either or she's actually some guy named Bob. She referred me to the place she's working though.. That was nice of her.
ITasteLikeSex Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 Just now, ITasteLikeSex said: I'm an adult Oh fuck I'm an adult 2
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: Oh fuck I'm an adult halp
tsar4 Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: This girl I don't even know or remember from high school just friended me on facebook to let me know she always had a crush on me, and now she wants to hang out.High school was 10 years ago for me lol.. I just said yeah sure, but wait until she sees how ugly I've gotten. She already asked for recent pics. I need glam filter help. jk. It happens. I got a call when I was in college, "This is _______ from Country Companies Insurance", (immediately think either something's wrong with my car insurance or they're trying to get me to increase my coverage), (pause)... but you used to know me as _______ (girl I was crazy about at my first HS). Synopsis: She got married, is getting a divorce, has a kid (oddly enough named with tsar's real first name) and hunted me down for our HS 10 yr reunion. Turned in to an 7 month relationship with me driving 200+ mi to see her when I could. She got freaked out after her kid called me "Daddy" and some other things & ended it. 1
Vamped Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, tsar4 said: It happens. I got a call when I was in college, "This is _______ from Country Companies Insurance", (immediately think either something's wrong with my car insurance or they're trying to get me to increase my coverage), (pause)... but you used to know me as _______ (girl I was crazy about at my first HS). Synopsis: She got married, is getting a divorce, has a kid (oddly enough named with tsar's real first name) and hunted me down for our HS 10 yr reunion. Turned in to an 7 month relationship with me driving 200+ mi to see her when I could. She got freaked out after her kid called me "Daddy" and some other things & ended it. Oh snap. I dont even think Id let my kid know I was dating anybody for real until I was sure it was getting serious. Kids get attached easier than adults 1
tsar4 Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Oh snap. I dont even think Id let my kid know I was dating anybody for real until I was sure it was getting serious. Kids get attached easier than adults Provided they get "detached" as easily, not a bad thing. My GF's ex was an abusive alcoholic (her description as well as her description for her Dad) and the kid was 2 yrs old at the time of the divorce. He was starting to show traits (hitting his Mom when he didn't get his way) and I tried to change that as fast as I could. The "Daddy" thing happened after I started trying to do that.
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: It happens. I got a call when I was in college, "This is _______ from Country Companies Insurance", (immediately think either something's wrong with my car insurance or they're trying to get me to increase my coverage), (pause)... but you used to know me as _______ (girl I was crazy about at my first HS). Synopsis: She got married, is getting a divorce, has a kid (oddly enough named with tsar's real first name) and hunted me down for our HS 10 yr reunion. Turned in to an 7 month relationship with me driving 200+ mi to see her when I could. She got freaked out after her kid called me "Daddy" and some other things & ended it. She's probably going to be dissapointed. I look 47, and I'm going on 30.
Vamped Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: Provided they get "detached" as easily, not a bad thing. My GF's ex was an abusive alcoholic (her description as well as her description for her Dad) and the kid was 2 yrs old at the time of the divorce. He was starting to show traits (hitting his Mom when he didn't get his way) and I tried to change that as fast as I could. The "Daddy" thing happened after I started trying to do that. Thats the thing though. I think its harder for kids to detach once they get invested. Thats why I think its important not to bring someone you're just casually dating around them. Thats just my opinion though. At this point in my life, we'd have to be super serious for me to let you around my kid. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 Yeah even as a teenage skateboarder doing the most... stupid shit I still remember little... freaking embryos coming up to me, and telling me they want to be just like me when they grow up.... Really makes you think sometimes what you are actually worth. 🤨 Kids don't know shit obviously..
molarbear Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 6 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: This girl I don't even know or remember from high school just friended me on facebook to let me know she always had a crush on me, and now she wants to hang out.High school was 10 years ago for me lol.. I just said yeah sure, but wait until she sees how ugly I've gotten. She already asked for recent pics. I need glam filter help. jk. Tell her you were horribly disfigured in a freak accident When she see's that you were lying she'll probably be so relieved she won't notice
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 4, 2020 Author Posted February 4, 2020 So what... If I lie it will make her more comfortable.. Noted. I have a lip scar from outing fools from places they don't need to be... I probably shouldn't elaborate on that either.. Shit pisses me off though.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 21 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: This girl I don't even know or remember from high school just friended me on facebook to let me know she always had a crush on me, and now she wants to hang out.High school was 10 years ago for me lol.. I just said yeah sure, but wait until she sees how ugly I've gotten. She already asked for recent pics. I need glam filter help. jk. Provided the "jk" is for the glam filter comment rather than the whole thread.... this is probably a scammer, since you don't know or remember this person.
Vamped Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Provided the "jk" is for the glam filter comment rather than the whole thread.... this is probably a scammer, since you don't know or remember this person. He's gonna go and get his kidneys stolen. Should probably contact Catfish to get the whole thing documented on national TV. Atleast then he'll have a better chance of it just being a large woman vs actually getting his kidneys stolen. 1 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 6, 2020 Author Posted February 6, 2020 16 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Provided the "jk" is for the glam filter comment rather than the whole thread.... this is probably a scammer, since you don't know or remember this person. Nah facebook scammers are pretty easy to weed out tbh. It's just someone that went to my high school that I don't remember because they were a Sophmore when I was a senior I guess. They hung out in the same area I did I guess. I just never noticed them. There's honestly a lot of people from my highschool that know or remember me that I've never personally met..and a lot more that I've probably just forgotten.
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 6, 2020 Author Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, Vamped said: He's gonna go and get his kidneys stolen. Should probably contact Catfish to get the whole thing documented on national TV. Atleast then he'll have a better chance of it just being a large woman vs actually getting his kidneys stolen. The idea that I can't detect a facebook scam account when I actively seek out and bait internet fraud all across the web is one of the reasons I don't bother to explain myself much here.. Edited February 6, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Vamped Posted February 6, 2020 Posted February 6, 2020 5 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: The idea that I can't detect a facebook scam account when I actively seek out and bait internet fraud all across the web is one of the reasons I don't bother to explain myself much here.. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 6, 2020 Posted February 6, 2020 6 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: The idea that I can't detect a facebook scam account when I actively seek out and bait internet fraud all across the web is one of the reasons I don't bother to explain myself much here.. Sorry. I recently had an irl friend who refused to stop getting catfished. 😂
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 6, 2020 Author Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) Nah I mean.. For starters with facebook fisher scams... There's worse ones than those honestly. I got targeted for a scam where a cam girl tries to get you naked then stills your video and uses it for blackmail.. Of course I knew it was a scam, and didn't give them video.. Not even sure if the scammers are smart enough to make that one work, but whatevs. I just got in the video hosting and told the bitch to take off her clothes first. After I refused to get on video they just dropped out, and deleted the account though. Edited February 6, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 6, 2020 Author Posted February 6, 2020 (edited) If I had the time I would trick them into getting naked first with either fake video or a skin suit then do a reveal telling them I have them recorded now, and I know what they are doing. Karma's a bitch that video's going anywhere I can put it. It would be hilarious. Ofcourse if I did it right they might just post my skin suit nudes everywhere thinking they got me and try to continue the scam.. I'd have to do research I'm not even sure how that one's supposed to work honestly they all seem too stupid to work to me... Edited February 6, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted February 6, 2020 Posted February 6, 2020 something like that happened to me last year, I was worried the girl I used to date would be grossed out by my hair loss/ weight gain, except not only did she not care but now we have a kinky af daddy thing going. Also she's helping me lose weight. People get old, everyone knows that, love is love. 1
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