Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 I've been talking to her over OKC and I've been trying to decide when the right moment to make her my girlfriend would be. I always thought it'd be badass if I did it after the first time we had sex. Crazy sex and then when I'm out of breath I tell her, "All right... After all that, there's no denying that you're my girlfriend. Delete your OkCupid profile." <3
Greeny Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Anytime before you wake up from this dream you're having.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Anytime before you wake up from this dream you're having. Wham reference
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Can we ban him yet? Very jealous. Charm, confidence, and looks, that's my formula.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Anyone know the answer? Come on, somebody on these boards has to have some relationship experience haha. I mean we can't all be virgins.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 If I get laid, then I can alter my past and sweep the virgin stuff under the rug, and I can just say that they were all with OKC girls from the past whose numbers I've long since deleted, and because I don't have social media accounts, it works brilliantly. Yes!!!! It's called reinventing yourself baby!! Everybody does it, that's why you have those tats and the green hair.
Hornshire Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 The best time is right after she decides your her boyfriend. But if that's where she's at in life, she's probably going to swallow a bullet first, so anytime before she pulls the trigger would suffice.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 The best time is right after she decides your her boyfriend. But if that's where she's at in life, she's probably going to swallow a bullet first, so anytime before she pulls the trigger would suffice. You're* Also, why do I have to wait for her to decide? Feminism is oppressive!
lupin_bebop Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 When? For you.......when she is not comatose or asleep, and when she's real.
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 You're* Also, why do I have to wait for her to decide? Feminism is oppressive! Obviously you've never been in a relationship with a woman before
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Obviously you've never been in a relationship with a woman before I'm just sick of the white knight feminist agenda. Why can't a strong alpha dog decide, hmmm? What's the reason? Man the world is soft these days.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 There's so much I want to do in the next four hours, and so much more alcohol too, but my eyes are so weary, and my body wants me to lie down. Ugh... Why me? >(
Hornshire Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 No one's saying you have to do it then. In fact, We're pretty sure no one is saying you should do it anytime at all.
quebecelegy Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 ive found there's less stuff to stay awake for tbh used to do it mainly for toonami, but it's just not as good as it used to be and ive exhausted a lot of my plan to watch list of animu
Lacks_Sympathy Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 No one's saying you have to do it then. In fact, We're pretty sure no one is saying you should do it anytime at all. Seconded. No one here wants to be an accessory to your planned felony, Zeni.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 No one's saying you have to do it then. In fact, We're pretty sure no one is saying you should do it anytime at all. Yeah but then we'll never know if we're boyfriend and girlfriend. <3 With my newest OKC girl, I'm gonna let her know that she's my girlfriend if the first date goes exceedingly well. Might as well do it, that way she doesn't cheat or log back into OKC.
Skinko Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Don't make a thread about it you fuckin' narc! Now we have proof!
1938_Packard Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Pulling all nighters is overrated. Sleep is great. That's where the dreams are.
lupin_bebop Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 I'm just sick of the white knight feminist agenda. Why can't a strong alpha dog decide, hmmm? What's the reason? Man the world is soft these days. Because they are psychopaths, just like you. THIS is why restraining orders were invented. Also, because "strong alpha dogs" never refer to themselves as such. Only BETA males do that. Strong alpha males pay bills, have jobs, and do so on their own merit. They are their own, self-made men. Hell, women are attracted to confident men. Just not dickbags. Stupid asses like you fuck it up for the rest of men out there. Feminism is about equality. Not stereotypical power hierarchy. Get over yourself and read a book once in a while. In fact, just go back to school. Learn about how society works.
lupin_bebop Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Don't make a thread about it you fuckin' narc! Now we have proof! This
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 This thread was complete beast mode.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 lupin_bebop, you have a lot to learn about the world.
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