What fruit can’t run away to get married?

[ITasteLikeSex]

Cantaloupe 

[DragonSinger]

I slightly smiled, so I'll give you this.

[Azalar Hex]

 

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

Dad jokes are the best.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Dad jokes are the best.

Usually they're not, but this particular one was good.

[Vela]

39 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

 they're not

which is why they are 

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

3 hours ago, Vela said:

which is why they are 

Exactly. Dad jokes are amazingly corny they're awesome.

[Kudasai]

 

[Lasty]

Are melons fruits?

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

49 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Are melons fruits?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung]

3 minutes ago, Quackers said:

this is a strawberry

Strawberries are good; blueberries are better.

[Vela]

7 hours ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Strawberries are good; blueberries are better.

Only if they're the tiny wild kind.