fuggstop Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) We can't find them anywhere. Someone had to take them because I specifically remember putting them on the table in the living room then going to get my groceries out the car this morning. I think someone stole them and is coming back late tonight to steal my car. Edited October 13, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Fuck, you ate your car keys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 The ghost did it. Today, your keys. Tonight, your soul. RIP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Houdini Splicer said: The ghost did it. Today, your keys. Tonight, your soul. RIP I was thinking that but didnt wanna say that LOL im scared to shower frfr cuz i dont want something to push me and break my neck I have a spare key fob but we have to do something to jam the door cuz they can come in and murder us all god forbid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Quackers said: How is it that in every single one of your stories that you're the victim I can write something where i was evil...sure. lemme think. I definitely am not trying to come off as pure and innocent lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Just now, fuggstop said: I was thinking that but didnt wanna say that LOL im scared to shower frfr cuz i dont want something to push me and break my neck I have a spare key fob but we have to do something to jam the door cuz they can come in and murder us all god forbid Ghosts can walk through doors, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) Guarantee that you lost them somewhere and they weren't stolen Edited October 13, 2019 by NaBones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, NaBones said: Guarantee that you lost them somewhere and they weren't stolen I looked everywhere for an hour and i truly remember put them on the table this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Dud you check the crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 32 minutes ago, helpme said: Dud you check the crack? Hooha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, NaBones said: Guarantee that you lost them somewhere and they weren't stolen My mom "found" them. This is bogus. She claimed they were on the coffee table. I KNOW I WENT NOWHERE NEAR THE COFFEE TABLE. I know what you are all thinking but hear me out. My mom is fucking with me. This isnt the FIRST time this week my property has gone completely missing and show back up out of nowhere from my mom with her not telling me where my shit was. Shes mad at me and hiding my shit and i dont know why. I think shes cracking up. I mean she "found" my keys id be looking for all day and put them where i remembered putting them in the first place and didnt say a word! Why not tell me she found my shit! Shes losing it! Edited October 13, 2019 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 37 minutes ago, fuggstop said: My mom "found" them. This is bogus. She claimed they were on the coffee table. I KNOW I WENT NOWHERE NEAR THE COFFEE TABLE. 37 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I mean she "found" my keys id be looking for all day and put them where i remembered putting them in the first place 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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