Dave Attell's right

[Mix]

It's not fair that nothing comes out of Men's nipples. I mean we got 'em, we should use 'em. We're not trying to bite your flow, ladies. You can have milk, we'll take water or whatever. Hell i'll take piss...how sick would that be...pissin' out of your nipples....those urinal stories would be hilarious 

[Lasty]

False, all false.

[GunStarHero]

Pretty sure blood comes out of them. 

[Lasty]

6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Pretty sure blood comes out of them. 

Actually, men can lactate, just not very much. You have to squeeze the ever loving fuck out of your nipples to get anything. I have bore witness to real thing and watched hilarity ensue as other people I told the tale tried to match the feat.

Edited October 8, 2019 by Lasty

[molarbear]

12 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Actually, men can lactate, just not very much. You have to squeeze the ever loving fuck out of your nipples to get anything. I have bore witness to real thing and watched hilarity ensue as other people I told the tale tried to match the feat.

I feel like this is something you'd say at a party just to see if  some dude was dumb enough to rip his own nipples off

[Lasty]

14 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I feel like this is something you'd say at a party just to see if  some dude was dumb enough to rip his own nipples off

I would not want to feel even remotely partially responsible for that. Gnarly bruises, sure, but...

[Mix]

53 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Pretty sure blood comes out of them. 

sweet....that's so punk rock

[Mix]

37 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I feel like this is something you'd say at a party just to see if  some dude was dumb enough to rip his own nipples off

Is Bucket still around?

[Seight]

Man, that's a name I haven't heard in a while.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Imagine the porn, especially with nipples squirting piss, as you suggested.