InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 What’s up? Tell me some drunken yarns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 I thought that said yams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 You shut your fucking mouth, Ben. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, InsaneFox said: You shut your fucking mouth, Ben. Banned for using my real name no one knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Suck my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Suck my ass. Shave it first 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Shave it first Yeah. It’s hairy as fuck. I need to start manscaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Yeah. It’s hairy as fuck. I need to start manscaping. Need help? I have a propane torch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Need help? I have a propane torch Yaaas queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Yeah. It’s hairy as fuck. I need to start manscaping. Boo always calls me a Furby... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 You can be my furby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 43 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: What’s up? Tell me some drunken yarns. What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, molarbear said: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more! What is love!?!?!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: You can be my furby. I kinda like being her Furby though. She makes me laugh a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I kinda like being her Furby though. She makes me laugh a lot. We can share. I just want somebody to pretend that I matter in their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 One time I got really wasted and dented my friend's above-ground pool trying to do a cannonball in the dark, and then while sleeping it off I fell off their futon, tipped it over and pulled their curtainrod off the wall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 I have never been that drunk... but fuck it i still have a lot ledt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I have never been that drunk... but fuck it i still have a lot ledt I love this photograph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 19 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: What is love!?!?!!!!! BEAT DROPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Imma drink water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Imma drink water Lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Imma drink water We played pretend and it was vodka. Cheers ❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: We played pretend and it was vodka. Cheers ❤️ Oh yeah man...I’m so water wasted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Oh yeah man...I’m so water wasted... Just like drinking White Claw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 I have nevser had white claiw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Hey. Fu k you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Just now, Cau said: Hey. Fu k you I just found out you dont have a vangin so loke not thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Cau said: Hey. Fu k you Not our fault you drank it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 It's fun to see grown people doing things I did ten years ago. When I was still grown... I may be old, but I fucking love aging. Here's a drunk yarn i don't have the privilege of remembering. On my third night of staying in a dorm I drank about half a handle of vodka in an hour or two cause I was mixing it with cranberry juice. At some point I went out for a cigarette in my boxers and kicked down the door of the dorm above mine. After spending some time looking for my drink the occupants came to see what I was doing there and I made them leave. I told them I understood the concept of the door but I'm afraid I wont be the one using it tonight. When security came and threatened to mace me I told them to fucking do it, verbatim. After that display they asked my dorm number and told me to come outside and look where I was. When we got to my dorm everyone was laughing and I acted like all the alcohol in the room showed up mysteriously. My Mexican roommate was apparently listening in his room and laughing his ass off at everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: It's fun to see grown people doing things I did ten years ago. When I was still grown... I may be old, but I fucking love aging. Here's a drunk yarn i don't have the privilege of remembering. On my third night of staying in a dorm I drank about half a handle of vodka in an hour or two cause I was mixing it with cranberry juice. At some point I went out for a cigarette in my boxers and kicked down the door of the dorm above mine. After spending some time looking for my drink the occupants came to see what I was doing there and I made them leave. I told them I understood the concept of the door but I'm afraid I wont be the one using it tonight. When security came and threatened to mace me I told them to fucking do it, verbatim. After that display they asked my dorm number and told me to come outside and look where I was. When we got to my dorm everyone was laughing and I acted like all the alcohol in the room showed up mysteriously. My Mexican roommate was apparently listening in his room and laughing his ass off at everything. I did this shit ten years ago as well. I never had that shitty of a mishap though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Itsa me, Mario! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I did this shit ten years ago as well. I never had that shitty of a mishap though. Lol, this one was comedy. Not even close to shit. Wanna hear one about a cop waking you up in a parking lot, feeling fine and leaving to have him immediately pull you over, ignoring procedure and lying in court? Taking you in for a blood test because he knows you'll pass a breathalyzer? More than one reason I'm happy to not be there. That situation fully educated me on what black people have to say about cops. Those guys free up their time however they please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I did this shit ten years ago as well. I never had that shitty of a mishap though. Im too drunk to read that many worss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Neko said: Itsa me, Mario! Lets get eloped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 35 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Lol, this one was comedy. Not even close to shit. Wanna hear one about a cop waking you up in a parking lot, feeling fine and leaving to have him immediately pull you over, ignoring procedure and lying in court? Taking you in for a blood test because he knows you'll pass a breathalyzer? More than one reason I'm happy to not be there. That situation fully educated me on what black people have to say about cops. Those guys free up their time however they please. I wasn't calling your post shit, I used shit as a general acknowledgement. Same as calling anyone dude, dude And that cop was on his game... My ass would have walked or stayed put and got a ride. Still drunk is a thing, because I have never been hungover. I know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 52 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Lets get eloped I have the plague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Neko said: I have the plague Im probably gonna die soon anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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