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It's fun to see grown people doing things I did ten years ago. When I was still grown... I may be old, but I fucking love aging. Here's a drunk yarn i don't have the privilege of remembering.

On my third night of staying in a dorm I drank about half a handle of vodka in an hour or two cause I was mixing it with cranberry juice. At some point I went out for a cigarette in my boxers and kicked down the door of the dorm above mine. After spending some time looking for my drink the occupants came to see what I was doing there and I made them leave. I told them I understood the concept of the door but I'm afraid I wont be the one using it tonight. When security came and threatened to mace me I told them to fucking do it, verbatim.

After that display they asked my dorm number and told me to come outside and look where I was. When we got to my dorm everyone was laughing and I acted like all the alcohol in the room showed up mysteriously. My Mexican roommate was apparently listening in his room and laughing his ass off at everything. 

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6 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

It's fun to see grown people doing things I did ten years ago. When I was still grown... I may be old, but I fucking love aging. Here's a drunk yarn i don't have the privilege of remembering.

On my third night of staying in a dorm I drank about half a handle of vodka in an hour or two cause I was mixing it with cranberry juice. At some point I went out for a cigarette in my boxers and kicked down the door of the dorm above mine. After spending some time looking for my drink the occupants came to see what I was doing there and I made them leave. I told them I understood the concept of the door but I'm afraid I wont be the one using it tonight. When security came and threatened to mace me I told them to fucking do it, verbatim.

After that display they asked my dorm number and told me to come outside and look where I was. When we got to my dorm everyone was laughing and I acted like all the alcohol in the room showed up mysteriously. My Mexican roommate was apparently listening in his room and laughing his ass off at everything. 

I did this shit ten years ago as well. I never had that shitty of a mishap though.

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5 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said:

I did this shit ten years ago as well. I never had that shitty of a mishap though.

Lol, this one was comedy. Not even close to shit. Wanna hear one about a cop waking you up in a parking lot, feeling fine and leaving to have him immediately pull you over, ignoring procedure and lying in court? Taking you in for a blood test because he knows you'll pass a breathalyzer? 

More than one reason I'm happy to not be there. That situation fully educated me on what black people have to say about cops. Those guys free up their time however they please.

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35 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Lol, this one was comedy. Not even close to shit. Wanna hear one about a cop waking you up in a parking lot, feeling fine and leaving to have him immediately pull you over, ignoring procedure and lying in court? Taking you in for a blood test because he knows you'll pass a breathalyzer? 

More than one reason I'm happy to not be there. That situation fully educated me on what black people have to say about cops. Those guys free up their time however they please.

I wasn't calling your post shit, I used shit as a general acknowledgement. Same as calling anyone dude, dude :P

And that cop was on his game... My ass would have walked or stayed put and got a ride. Still drunk is a thing, because I have never been hungover. I know better.

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