🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Many things can mess up your pimp game as a hoe. Thinking back to my hoe days, the following things ruined my mojo and were as welcomed as bed bugs: Bleeding outside perioding days (altho if a motherfucker wont fuck u cuz you bleeding, hes a weak ass pussy bitch) Having a bad cold Phone acting up..not getting all your text messages or getting them late (getting the 3am "u up?" message during the day when the dick has moved on. Goddamn!) Leaving phone at home and seeing your favorite fuckbuddy messaged you when you obsessively check your call logs thru the tmobile website. Fuck! Im horny, too. Being out of town when the fuckbuddy wanna hit it. Dammit baby i will be back Sunday nite! Birthdays and holidays. Altho the hoeist of hoes will not care...i am not in service on holidays. Missing a hair appointment or a bad hair day. The fuckbuddy MUSNT SEE YOU SLIPPIN. ESPECIALLY IF THE MAIN BITCH IS ALMOST CUTE AND NEVER SLIPS Car trouble. Altho if yo pussy good he should offer to fix your car. Or at least try. Male friends. Especially messy ones who will check your text messages when you in the bathroom. LOCK YOUR PHONE. Turn off the message preview, damn. Bitches who are nastier than you. (Shes been licking his ass. He likes it and now wants you to do it. Eewww . That nasty ass hoe.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 You're still a whore. You never stopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Hoe, yo pussy stank. Spray some lysol up in this bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Hoe, yo pussy stank. Spray some lysol up in this bitch! My pussy smells like lillies bitch. Febreeze u putrid hairy weenus motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: My pussy smells like lillies bitch. Why? Was there a funeral in there? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 9, 2019 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Why? Was there a funeral in there? Dont help. Shut up scoob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 45 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: My pussy smells like lillies bitch. Febreeze u putrid hairy weenus motherfucker Bitch, you da one who said you use pussy spray. Clorox that shit, hoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricolor Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 I hear good things about Oxium spray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 22 hours ago, bnmjy said: Bitch, you da one who said you use pussy spray. Clorox that shit, hoe. I use it cuz it exists. I dont need it or nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 22 hours ago, bnmjy said: Bitch, you da one who said you use pussy spray. Clorox that shit, hoe. Can you guys just get a fuckin room already jfc 💩😆 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 10, 2019 Author Share Posted September 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Can you guys just get a fuckin room already jfc 💩😆 I would break his skinny asian ass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 26 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: I would break his skinny asian ass Break it. He deserves it. 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: I would break his skinny asian ass Is he that skinny, though.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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