When you pull it out hard

[Age of S'jet]

and her first words are "holy shit"

[LoLJackass]

Ok so what happens next

[scoobdog]

ITT:  Viper shows off his impeccable timing.

[bnmjy]

When you show your deformed cock and expect anyone here to be impressed with any of your "sexual conquests."

😰

[fuggstop]

I need my pussy fucked bad. Probably this weekend. My sex slave is huge, too.

[André Toulon]

Classic Viper...Clumsy bravado, ancient meme.  Never change.

[Age of S'jet]

1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Classic Viper...Clumsy bravado, ancient meme.  Never change.

mhm i was feeling full flamebait

[Age of S'jet]

3 hours ago, LoLJackass said:

Ok so what happens next

i asked "what should i have warned you?" 

response was "um yea"

 

[Age of S'jet]

2 hours ago, bnmjy said:

When you show your deformed cock and expect anyone here to be impressed with any of your "sexual conquests."

😰

its beautiful and you know it

you have penis envy

[Age of S'jet]

3 hours ago, scoobdog said:

ITT:  Viper shows off his impeccable timing.

what did i miss

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, The_Hound said:

mhm i was feeling full flamebait

I would not have gotten that from your OP.

[Age of S'jet]

Just now, scoobdog said:

I would not have gotten that from your OP.

oh youuuuu

[bnmjy]

1 minute ago, The_Hound said:

its beautiful and you know it

you have penis envy

That's not what penis envy is.

You stupid.

[scoobdog]

14 minutes ago, The_Hound said:

its beautiful and you know it

you have penis envy

I could have a penis like that too.... if I got it driven over by a earthmover with cat tracks.

[Seight]

"I'm going to show her my hammer."

*5 second pause*

"The hammer is my penis."